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You forgot 9, man. Sheesh!
Hey, don’t be dissing 13 and 7: they’re prime numbers. Good thing they’re at the bottom of your list, pal, or I’d have something to say about it.
Don’t know what I’d say, but I’d have to say it.
As for the 19 at number three, and the 11 at number six, well, I’ve never had much use for those two numbers either. Screw ’em.
but that’s actually 10 numbers
I counted them twice.
True, but that’s a side-effect of the tie. You could have eight or ten, but that wouldn’t be ordinal, either.
But that’s HALF the numbers. And he’s so young.
It’s time to start the healing process, is all I’m saying. Maybe start with 8 and see how that goes.
2’s a dick!!
I can’t figure this out.
I’m kind of pissed off at À myself. He’s just so irrational.
if 6 were 9
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntyOO9Z-p4Y
G-d, what a trendoid; affecting to disdain the number 7! Someone should tell Jeff that to pointedly do the opposite of everyone else is also a way of following fashion.
Now the number 8, sure. There’s something obese and looming and disquieting about it. Especially when it’s typed in Fade To Grey font.
I’m kind of pissed off at À myself. He’s just so irrational
Though it is impressive, in a way, how he keeps going on and on without repeating himself.
H8’ters , the lot of you .
But always the same ten things, over and over again, and nothing I can do will cause an intelligible response.
Much like a Democrat. Or a Paulbot. Or a Troofer.
You obviously aren’t familiar with Pythagoras. If you were a Pythagorithian like me, you would know that most of those numbers don’t even exist.
Kinda like global warming…
Pythagorus?
In no particular order…
(wink wink)
I have always found 3 to be a pretty fun number.
I hate 19 !
What about, say, VI?
3.1415926535897932 oozes welcomingly.
What will 6 do without 9? They’re a natural fit.
Dude!
#22 me,
I think they got divorced. Their kid, 3, is bound to be messed up for life, too.
The number 12 has always been a bane to my existence. Not sure why, but it will find pain one day.
Don’t know about you all, but 13 has always been a good number for me.
I’ve always considered the hermaphoridite 5 intriguing.
Fucking 2.
So you’re saying you’re ok with 17, is that what I’m hearing you say ?
….
Whatever..
Who is number one ?
You are Number Six …
Doug……what, you couldn’t find video of Hendrix? Bootsy fucking Collins???
Number 9………number 9…………number 9…….
Turn me on, dead man.
“Fucking 2.”
2 really went into the shitter after Caddyshack 2. I don’t think it’ll ever recover, honestly.
11
Racist!
Doug……what, you couldn’t find video of Hendrix? Bootsy fucking Collins???
It was number 2 on a Google search. Enough said.
This thread, which mentions À, follows another thread, which is about pie.
Coincidence?
I think not.
I gave up on numerology years ago.
You’ve left out the worse number all, the number that haunts my dreams and my wakes, the facilitator of cold sweats and shaking hands!
00
Staring at me…
Creepy.
Whereas infinity looks just like that, only dumber.
I have a fondness for infinity. It once bought me a shot of Jaeger and a cigar, and tried to hook me up with some Latina party girl.
Alas, I passed out just as I was wooing her with tales of the transitive property of equality.
I once asked infinity what was infinity minus one.
It just stared at me for a second, then shook its head and walked away mumbling. Like it was my fault it didn’t know the answer.
I’m pretty sure infinity minus one is always two less than number of terrorists you have after you kill one.
You check my math, I’ll make the coffee.
Infinty sucks. Stupid stripper took my wallet when I passed out.
I have an irrational hatred for 18. Peyton Manning, I’m looking in your direction…
But … but, that’s not infinity, is it? IS IT?
The 1000 yard stare seems so benign now. Minus one will provide me with a sense of clarity.
I dunno, it rhymes with boogaloo and that fixes a lot of things. okay, at least makes me laugh.
There’s a rumor out there that 8 used to be a zero back in the day. Before she discovered that rediculously uncomfortable corset. But, you know, I guess it works. I’d hit it.
It’s not so much that I despise 19, it’s just that we got nothin’ in common. It’s like we can’t talk at all.
innumerate twat media whore demagogue says the Canadian numbers are the ones we should be using
I can tell why Jeff would have an aversion to the number 13, seeing as it looks like the number 12 in assless chaps and all. Not that I’m casting aspersion on his masculinity or anything…
I always thought 3 was kind of complicated.
“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”
Of that group of numbers, 6 is the only perfect number (the next being 28.)
As an age, 6 was one of my favorites; having been expelled from kindergarten, I returned to school! A troublesome type, obviously, because I had to take 4th and 5th grades in the same year, to keep occupied.
After that, I’ve enjoyed all the numbers, the alternative being 6 feet under dirt…
7? From a Broncos fan? You already pissed off the HOA, what are you shooting for being exiled from the city?
There you go again, picking on arabic numerals. CAIR has so got your number..