Am I the only one who now sees Al Gore as an object of levity? Erm. No, no you are not. Sorting Hat relegates Protein Wisdom to Slytherin.* * And if you don’t think that’s funny, please write and tell me why. James Lewis: AGW May Be the Biggest Fraud in History (apart from Trig being Sarah Palin’s biological child) A History of the Great Global Warming Scam
Despite the Spin, “Recovery” Bill a Huge Gift to Republicans [Dan Collins]
What do you do with a drunken sailor? Emanuel, working with his old boss and ally, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, made it easy for the Republicans to resist. Every penny in the more than 600-page bill came from a Democratic wish list of pork that dated back to the beginning of the Bush administration. “They were limited the last two years by the White House keeping firm on
“A strange choice of favourites!” [Dan Collins]
she observed, scornfully. Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Thursday urged U.S. President Barack Obama to return the military base of Guantanamo to Cuba after applauding his decision to close the prison for terrorism suspects there. The anti-U.S. Cuba ally has tense relations with the United States and was been one of the most outspoken critics of former President George W. Bush, though he has kept open the possibility of improving
zOMaGogue! Cheney’s Elder Daughter’s Thesis [Dan Collins]
Zac Frank’s explosive essay in Slate details Dick Cheney’s elder daughter, Elizabeth’s, Colorado College thesis on special wartime powers granted to CinC’s, which terrifyingly presages the Shredding of the Constitution under the Eeeeeevil Zionist Booooooooosh Regime (EZBR). Frank also insinuates that she may have gotten help from her father in the preparation, contrary to College policy. Be that as it may (Rethuglican hypocrisy! She should be impeached!), it once again
Comparable Civilians? [Dan Collins]
Another grim milestone: Stressed by war and long overseas tours, U.S. soldiers killed themselves last year at the highest rate on record, the toll rising for a fourth straight year and even surpassing the suicide rate among comparable civilians. Why, I wonder? Is there anything about military deployment that’s particularly dangerous, potentially traumatic? Don’t worry, though. I’m sure the stimulus package will prevent civilian deaths from rising to meet them.
The Drunk Black Judge Denounces [Dan Collins]
the negro trooper. —Old Asshati saying
Doomsday Machine May Fail to Function Properly [Dan Collins]
So, there’s still hope for Algore. Frankly, this is the sort of story PJM ought to send JTR to cover. Back in the day, we didn’t have to wait for Europeans to do this sort of thing. I think that the US could build a far superior doomsday machine to theirs that would make excellent use of some of this stimulus package. More disappointment: Blago omits playing race card Morenoneoversoever:
The Great Gay Hope? [Dan Collins]
Faggotaboutit. It’s about why voters should never give their hearts over completely to politicians. As a class, they are inherently insecure  a character flaw at the base of all politicians, from Bill Clinton to Bob Packwood. And they lie, with rare exceptions  a hard thing to say at a time when the doors of possibility are open to leaders yet untarnished. Heh. Packwood. Something about Aldous Huxley and
Too Much, Too Little, Too Late [Dan Collins]
Next, consider how the $604 billion of outlays would be spent. It’s easy to go through a huge proposal and find what seem like fairly ridiculous line items, so I’ll focus on as comprehensive a view as I can of the spending. The CBO reviews each Title (basically, spending area) of the bill, and calls out major items within each Title. Here are all the items that I saw them
Clusterfark [Dan Collins]
The Dark Lord at WSJ: On the campaign trail, Barack Obama criticized Washington for being “obsessed with the perpetual campaign.” As president he is the first occupant of the Oval Office to give his director of political affairs — who coordinates the president’s involvement with his party and other campaign related activities — an office in the West Wing. Many Americans may assume that the president’s entire staff is in
