Breaking News: “Bobbitt’s Arrest Costs Him Celebrity Boxing Match”!

‘t seems the infamously truncated one’s been busted once again — for spousal abuse this time (dude! have you learned nothing from having your, er, tally-whacked?) — so he’ll miss his FOX “celebrity” boxing match against Long Island Lolita pimp, Joey Buttafuoco.

Tough break for the star of 1996’s Frankenpenis.

No matter, though. Former female wrasslin’ star Chyna’s gonna step in and beat up on Buttafuoco’s big flaccid ass, instead.

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