So, throwing a birthday party bash for your kid, but Native Deentrade; (“Give a hollah out to Allah, Native Deen is in the mizz-osque!”) is already booked?

No worries. Call on Ouchy the Clown, instead! Balloon animals? ‘fraid not! Flavored jellies and oils? You bet your sweet, clown-lovin’ ass!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is Ouchy a hard-chargin’ clown, but he’s trained and certified meeting facilitator, to boot! So, should some of the little tykes get out of line — or should your wife start giving you shit because you cut the cake asymetrically (“those aren’t squares. I thought I told you to cut it into squares“) — well… Ouchy’s got you covered there, too…

Ouchy. ‘Cause clowns have urges, too…

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