Helen Thomas (who more and more is coming to resemble Ross Perot) continues her incessant grousing, this time oozing spittle-flecked Gitmo innuendo during today’s White House briefing: (Addressing Ari Fleischer): “Does the President support putting the prisoners in cages?”

Cages? Well, Helen, we’d prefer you call them “cells,” if that’s okay. You remember “cells,” don’t you? –in addition to referring to prison digs, “cells” are also those deep-cover groupings that murderous Islamofascists gather themselves into in order to hide out in a country until they’re able to plan and launch unprovoked suicide attacks against civilians, their property, and their pets. Don’t know if you missed it, but one of these cells even launched an attack against the U.S…

So you see? We’ve simply moved Al Qaeda members from cells overseas to cells in Cuba, where we feel they’ll do less harm.

Cages are for animals, Helen. How dare you be so insensitive. Why, your question is borderline racist…

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