From China’s Xinhuanet: Iraq’s Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan on Wednesday “accused the United States of being the world’s ‘No. 1 terrorist country’ which has committed terrorism against Iraq for more than a decade, the state-run Iraq TV reported.”

‘The U.S., through its continuous aggressions against Iraq,

reveals its ugly face and becomes the Number One terrorist country in the world,’ Ramadan told a visiting Spanish delegation which came to show solidarity with the embargo-hit nation.

Upon hearing the news, a dejected Arab street gathered up and burned millions of “We’re the World’s No. 1 Terrorists!” foam fingers — many of which had been purchased not long after the September 11th terror attacks against U.S. civilians.

Elsewhere, an elated Noam Chomsky climbed on his rickety soapbox and explained to the three or four people gathered around him, nibbling on breadcrusts, “You see? Have I not been vindicated?”

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