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The Evil Parallel Universe Awards, 2001:  And the Winner Is…

A pan-arab poll published in Monday’s Saudi Arabian newspaper, Okaz, names Ariel Sharon 2001’s worst human. Not Usama Bin Laden. Not Mullah Omar. Not Yasser Arafat. In second place? Prez Dubya — head of the free and prosperous country whose recent exploits include freeing Afghanistan from tyranny and sending the badly damaged terrorbugs (those that haven’t been killed outright) scurrying into mountain hideaways to tend to their debilitating daisycuts and rocket’s redgashes.

How do I go about making sure not one more cent of my tax money goes to the horrid little pissants running these benighted landsores? Somebody please start a petition…

[via Fredrik Norman]

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