One of Jonah Goldberg’s predictions for 2002:

Mullah Omar will be caught and in short order the phrase, ‘punishing the one-eyed cleric’ will cause thousands of boarding school boys to titter for weeks.

Jonah’s not always right about everything, but he’s consistently enjoyable to read (although, stuff like this makes we worry for the safety of Cosmo the Wonderdog) …

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