Fruitcake Bashing: “The Reno Gazette-Journal, in an effort to rid its readers’ homes of [fruitcakes], mounted a series of experiments to determine the best way to destroy a gift ‘nearly everyone receives and few actually want,'” Reuters reports. A coupla’ tommygun volleys couldn’t do the trick — nor could a free fall onto concrete from two stories. But the fruitcake proved no match for an SUV and its 3000 lbs of mobile metal, according to Camille Hayes, the Gazette-Journal reporter who organized the fruitcake survival test. The result? A “tire-marked, raisin-flecked smear on the asphalt,” Hayes writes.

Uh-huh. That’s what I’m talking about. Now somebody go find Arianna Huffington and tell her to kiss my ass…

(via Photodude)

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