Progressive Secretary is a site that does your protesting for you. Want the military budget cut? The sanctions against Iraq lifted? WTO protests heard? Just check “yes” on the form you’re emailed (to approve the pre-written copy), and Progressive Secretary will format a “progressive” letter with your very own name on it! All you need do is print it out, sign it, and send it off!

Hell, sure beats thinkin’, don’ t it? Now, if somebody could just come up with a gyroscopic people moving machine…

[Update: The Weekly Standard offers a similar feature; but when it comes to the content of your letter, you’re own your own.]

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