“Ukraine’s police have arrested three men and a woman on suspicion of murdering five people and then eating their flesh,” Reuters reports.

‘During the last case they killed a young woman in a forest and then cut out fleshy parts of the body and ate them. This is horrible,’ a spokeswoman for police in central Ukraine said on Monday.

She said the four suspected cannibals were a husband and wife, her brother and a friend.

Crime has increased in Ukraine since the break-up of the former Soviet Union, but cases of cannibalism are rare.

Uh-huh. There’s one pun I’m not going anywhere near.

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