George Michael lives! “So I said to myself, ‘George, why not make a statement with this new song? Y’know, really share your thoughts with the world — on international relations, on the terrorist threat, on religion…?’ Because people do care. And they need to know that there are two sides to every issue, and that there are some angry Islamists in the world whose concerns we should be listening to.

“And then it hit me: ‘what says ‘serious political discourse’ if not mock-humping a Cherie Blair lookalike while sporting a leopard-print thong…?”

Yes, George. Two sides. On one side, you have the people who accept you, accept your lifestyle, and pay you millions for making pop songs and dancing around in garish outfits. On the other side, you have people who’d like nothing more than to chain you to a metal spike and drop a wall on you.

Oh well. You gotta have faith, right?

[via Damian Penny]

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