Stories from my home town:

Three Baltimore County students face charges after being found with Viagra at a Dundalk middle school, police said.

One of the students, a 12-year-old boy, was arrested after allegedly bringing seven pills to Holabird Middle School, giving two to his two friends, police said.

One child who received the drug took a pill. He was OK but was taken to the Bayview Medical Center as a precaution.

The boy who allegedly took the Viagra to school was charged with distribution of a prescription drug at school, and the other two were charged with the possession of a prescription drug at school.

All three boys were released into the custody of their parents.

Man, do I feel sorry for pillboy’s vertically-challenged Pappa. Lots of whisperin’ behind his back come next PTA meeting, you can bet your ass on that…

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