Some Halls of Fame I can do without — but this one is indispensible. The “Streakers Hall of Fame.”

Photographic proof that, given the proper incentive (“Dude, I dare you!”), drunken people are often willing to take their clothes off and stumble about in front of tens of thousands of total strangers (while being simultaneously chased by pathetically out of shape security guards).

And these boozers’ll do this, evidently, regardless of how ravaged by gravity their breasts are, or (in the case of the dudes) how timid their turtles tend to be…

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