Sgt. Stryker comments on civil service employees demanding a pay raise commensurate with the proposed military pay hike:

It amazes me that these are the same people who take weeks to process a friggin form and whose glacial movement ought to be a tourist attraction. Scientists should be taking core samples of their offices for clues into climate change.

But sound off that pay alarm, and they spring into action quicker than a jackrabbit, providing those who were born and raised in their waiting areas with one of Nature’s rare wonders.

Just so you know, Sarge, I’ll be passing off as my own your great lines about “glacial movement” and “core samples” — footnoting you mentally, of course…

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