Open note to Instapundit readers: Here I am, practically on my deathbed, and Prof. Reynolds has the nerve — yes, Nerve! — to suggest that I’m (cough, cough — have I mentioned how ill I’ve been?) a LINK WHORE.

Note to the Prof: I’m a rank amateur, I can assure you. “LINK SLUT” I can live with. But LINK WHORE? — c’mon, counselor, where’s that gorgeous legal exactitude?

(cough, cough, rrrrretch)

…By the way… Did I mention how sick I’ve been…?

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