Proving once again that protein wisdom is dedicated to giving air to all creative mediums (and all ideological positions), we refer you to “Get Your War On,” a kind of hyper-verbal and astonishingly profane serialized clip-art comic, spawn of the war divide’s anarcho-left. Not for the modishly prudish. Think Tom Tomorrow with sac and verve. Think Ted Rall stuffed naked into a cage filled with randy chimps (this last has nothing to do with the comic, incidentally — just makes for a pleasing image, and allows me to use the phrase “randy chimps,” twice now, in fact)…

Once you’ve read GYWO, check out ocassional protein wisdom contributor and sniper-cartoonist Jim Treacher’s send-up, “Get Your Gore On.” As Jim notes, “It’s not really about Gore. Mainly his beard” — the now infamous facial hairsuit that somehow avoided inclusion in Dubya’s “axis of evil,” narrowly edged out by doggy-insensitive North Korea.

[update: We kid Al! Personally, if I could pull off the salt’n’pepper, Kris Kristofferson look, I’d be raspy, hirsute, and ubiquitously denim-clad my own self… Keep the TipperStripper, Al. Looks good on ya’…!]

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