You can’t make this stuff up: “A man apparently bled to death after falling on the shards of a coffee mug he was carrying, police said.

“Joseph Stoyer, 51, was found face-down on the sidewalk outside his Long Island apartment building by a jogger Thursday.

“‘Somehow he falls, the cup shatters, he lands on one of the sharp pieces of the cup,’ Detective Lt. Frank Guidice said.”

[from The Washington Post]

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