KMart is counting on Spike Lee to save it from the dustin of retail-store history, USA Today reports.

Sure. Maybe Spike can shoot one of his patented “feel-good” commercials in which a mini-race war breaks out in one of the KMart aisles (over, say, entitlement to the last jumbo-sized box of Stayfree tampons), but is thwarted by a newly-solicitous, red-vested KMart clerk wise beyond his/her pimply years…

Uh…goodbye, Big K…

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