Mysterious cartoon sniper, CIA mole, and occasional protein wisdom contributor Jim Treacher’s latest installment of “Get Your Gore On” — a serialized look at the world filtered through the hairy dangle of Al Gore’s TipperStripper — is available here. Oh. And Ted Rall doesn’t find Jim at all amusing.

In this week’s episodes: “an exciting new event for the Winter Olympics, that ghoulish-ass Georgia crematory mess, office politics, the triumphant return of David Duchovny’s ego to the X-Files, that ‘N Sync kid going into space, God, lifelong adolescence, and the lasting psychological effects of extreme weight gain even after you slim down and start getting laid again.”

Good stuff — though that last one about the weight gain’s got me kinda depressed. Oh well…there’s always my new Loverboy CD to get me through the hard times. The kid is hot tonight! Everybody is working for the weekend! And there’s no use trying to convince me otherwise.

[warning: contains a wee bit o’ the ol’ profanity. not that there’s anything wrong with that…]

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