I readily admit when I’m wrong. Turns out shoe searches might not be such a bad idea, after all.

But let’s get it right, can we? I mean, you’d think our new and improved, federalized airport security crews would be able to keep tabs on one shoeless guy whose hightops had explosives residue on them, wouldn’t you…?

And now that security’s been federalized, we get to pay for such institutional incompetence… Yippeeee!

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