“Five women were charged with trespassing and reckless endangerment in lower Manhattan for climbing to a building rooftop and unfurling a banner that read, ‘Bush and big biz agree that people with AIDS drop dead,'” the AP reports.

“Police also reported vandalism at several chain businesses around Manhattan. A California man was arrested for defacing the front door of a Starbucks coffee shop, police said.”

Well, that’ll teach those evil corporate hegemon devils what’s what! And that imperialistic Starbucks’ front door? Never again will it kick at starving third world babies with its sinister, double mocha boots!

(Gosh — these spoiled, simpering idiots can’t even come up with a decent slogan to rally around. Bush agrees with big business that AIDS sufferers should drop dead? Huh? How weak is that?

And when did this conversation between Bush and “Big Biz” take place, anyway…?

Big Business: “I tell ya’, George. Them AIDS sufferers, they should just go ahead and drop dead, don’t you think? I mean, we’re against AIDS, ain’t we George?

Bush: “Yessiree. We’re against all the evil ones. In fact, best case scenario? All of ’em drop dead — and the sooner the better.”

Big Business: “Excellent. So we agree, then?”

Bush: “Sure do. In fact, get me my President’s pen, Big Biz. I want to put this in writin’ for posh-terity….”

(Hmm. Howsabout, “Make love, not free trade agreements…?” Kinda’ has a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Hullo? [tap tap] is this thing on…?)

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