A reader linked me to this 1992 interview of Noam Chomsky by John Pilger, but I couldn’t bring myself to focus on it. Until, that is, I re-fashioned it a bit (courtesy of the Dialectizer)…

J. “Elmer” Pilger:

Noam Chomsky has been awmost impossibwe to pigeon-howe. He was against the manipuwations of bof sides in the Cowd Waw, bewieving that the supewpowews wewe actuawwy united in suppwessing the aspiwations and fweedom of smaww nations. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit! He embwaces no ideowogy, and suppowts no wevowution, uh-hah-hah-hah. His cwitics chawge he is wedded to a simpwistic view of the wowwd, based on imaginawy conspiwacies, and yet, as the essayist Bwian Mowton wwote wecentwy,