Haiku Title Here five syllables here seven syllables right here five syllables here ***** 1. The Reiver Michael Moore, rhino- hipped cad that he is, stole my chili-cheese dog. ***** 2. The Reiver, cont. His mouth caked in cheese, Michael Moore smiled at the Reagan funeral. ***** 3. Synchronicity A fist in his pants, Ted Rall smiled too, his hatred relieved with quick jerks.

I had a dream that Willy Wonka touched me there. Bad Willy. Bad.