Had a great time at breakfast this morning with Fox News’ Brit Hume.  After polishing off maybe 12 Bloody Marys between us, Brit and I began pelting George Stephanopoulos in the back of his head with sausage scraps and balled up toast bits. Stephanopoulos—sitting a few booths in front of us, eating a grapefruit half—finally just got up and left.  Without ever looking back at us.  And with his hair

Had a great time at breakfast this morning with Fox News’ Brit Hume.  After polishing off maybe 12 Bloody Marys between us, Brit and I began pelting George Stephanopoulos in the back of his head with sausage scraps and balled up toast bits. Stephanopoulos—sitting a few booths in front of us, eating a grapefruit half—finally just got up and left.  Without ever looking back at us.  And with his hair

Up close, Jimmy Carter looks very much like an old and weathered Garry Shandling.  And if I heard him correctly, he thinks the best way to fight terrorism is to have Americans “throw on an extra sweater in the chilly, chilly winter time.” Which hardly seems like an effective war strategy to me.

Up close, Jimmy Carter looks very much like an old and weathered Garry Shandling.  And if I heard him correctly, he thinks the best way to fight terrorism is to have Americans “throw on an extra sweater in the chilly, chilly winter time.” Which hardly seems like an effective war strategy to me.

Gray Davis has the tiniest little hands and feet!  And if you believe the buzz, Alan Colmes wears a stylish gold hoop through one of his nipples.  Most likely his left one. …Oh, and $6.75 for bottled water and a soft pretzel?  Democrats must really be rich. 

Gray Davis has the tiniest little hands and feet!  And if you believe the buzz, Alan Colmes wears a stylish gold hoop through one of his nipples.  Most likely his left one. …Oh, and $6.75 for bottled water and a soft pretzel?  Democrats must really be rich. 

Bunting’s up.  Red, white, and blue cloth bunting, too—none of that crepe paper bullshit.  My journalistic instincts tell me the Democrats are getting serious. Except for their convention hats.  Their hats are not serious at all. Developing…

Bunting’s up.  Red, white, and blue cloth bunting, too—none of that crepe paper bullshit.  My journalistic instincts tell me the Democrats are getting serious. Except for their convention hats.  Their hats are not serious at all. Developing…

Balloons.  I see lots of blue balloons.  And streamers.  I see lots of blue and white streamers.  Looks like someone’s planning a party or something.

Balloons.  I see lots of blue balloons.  And streamers.  I see lots of blue and white streamers.  Looks like someone’s planning a party or something.