Say what you will about Salinger, but his Holden Caulfield had these types pegged. Like, pinioned. To that Styrofoam board used by bug collectors to stick needles through the elytra of a prepared beetle. Of course, hypocrisy doesn’t count when you’re an antifoundationalist. And antifoundationalism is really just an excuse to do anything you want and justify it without having to worry about Enlightment constructs like intellectual consistency, constancy, or

Yeah. Like I bothered watching that horseshit.

Peyton Manning is cordial. Marshawn Lynch doesn’t like speaking to the media much. Obama likes to hear himself talk and believes that we should be compelled to listen — and if not listen, to do as he says anyway. The GOP will respond by assuring us that they too care. As if that’s something anyone anywhere gives two shits about. There. My job as CITIZEN JOURNALIST is done.

Incidentally, I should mention that I’ve been doing a lot of coaching this week in preparation for State finals this weekend. Satchel took second place in the Regional finals Saturday, winning his first two matches by points, outscoring his opponents 24-0, before losing in the finals to a kid who he’s yet to beat, a member of the League’s premier club (at least for now). Satch was also the only

Question:  if a lie falls in the forest, and millions of people (though not me, you can bet your ass on that) are there to hear it, does that make it true? The left’s new focus group-tested attempt to deconstruct “equality” as it pertains to liberty, equal protection under the law, and opportunity and redefine it as egalitarianism, which is essentially forced conformity held together by a regulatory and police

And no, I’m not being merely figurative here:  “Pitcher Loses $12M to Taxes by Signing with Yankees Instead of Diamondbacks, Cubs”: However sweet this $155 million dollar deal seems, the reality is that Masahiro Tanaka will lose almost $90 million over the seven-year life of his contract with the Yankees As reported by ESPN, the New York Yankees have signed Masahiro Tanaka to a 7-year contract worth $155 million, earning an

It’s snowing here in Colorado, at least in my area just east of Boulder.  The snow is actually quite beautiful.  Some storms out this way are peaceful, while others seem dreary and almost violent.   But this one is almost placid.  Resigned.  As if it knows that, no matter how long it stays or how soon it goes, what it will leave behind, once it runs its own brief lifecycle, is