“you’ve got to help me pass this jobs bill.”
#attackwatch: I’d like to turn myself in. I don’t love Barack Obama. And I’d rather pass a kidney stone than help him pass his tax hike / son of stimulus.
I’m so ashamed.
(h/t Darleen)
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Barack Obama, not satisfied with the damage he has already caused the economy, is digging deeper.
Meanwhile Sarah Palin is being attacked for allegedly having a one night stand with Glen Rice before she was married. True or not, the goal is to hurt Sarah Palin. The witches at The View will of course further attack her. Because that is what feminism is all about.
Maybe it’s just that my mind is in the gutter, but I must not be the only one who got the creepy image of Obama rubbing his fingers on the outside of a pair of white cotton panties as he said that?
the “jobs bill” thing already has a so last week feel
Can’t tell you how many times I’ve tried that line on a date…and by “pass this bill” I, of course, mean “touch this penis”.
Good luck with that, Obama. Never worked for me, either.
Thanks for that, Seth. Laughing and then choking to death on decaf coffee, all alone in a room on Camp Lincoln is not how I envisioned going out…
As I asked at the Village Voice blog, which way do we attack now? Is Palin an uptight racist? Or a coke snorting whore with jungle fever — like Obama’s white half?
QUANDRY!
By the way: in 1987, I hooked up just about every night, sometimes twice a night.
Who fucking cares?
#6 – I CARE (because in 1987, I sure wasn’t scoring that often….dammit).
Think I touched a boob over the bra and shirt in ’87.
That was during the peak of my kick ball prowess. Girls go crazy for ballers.
Obviously she’s both — and worse, both sides of her are self-loathing, just like Herman Cain, or the Log Cabin Republicans, or the JOOOOOz who voted for Turner in yesterday’s special election.
Thanks, Seth. Now, whenever the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers is on TV and my toddler is in the room, I’m going to think he’s a pedophile…
Jeff, I agree. So what. This rumor is coming from Sarah’s creepy temporary summer stalker in Wasilla to promote his book so it may be complete bullshit. Ironically this attack may end up actually helping Sarah Palin. What is revealing about it is how these sexual libertines of the left love to be all puritanical when it comes to Ms. Palin. And the feminists of the left seem a lot more like some gossipy elitist Junior League when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I was watching Commune on Netflix and what was funny is how the whole free love thing (like they were the first group to ever try that) totally did not work. Beyond an outbreak of the clap, they admitted that free love was great until people realized who was sleeping with who, then they started getting pissed off. Eventually people starting coupling off more traditionally. Those who didn’t seemed the most unhappy and lost.
I will only stick it in a little bit. Just the tip. If you love me, you would let me.
“If you love me?”
I love Nancy, and a presidential order for her to have sex with me could probably swing my vote. Barney Frank’s ugly butt is out of the question, however.
ASS-IST!
AssAttack.com?
What a joke, and everybody knows it.
Put on your brown shirt, and poop on your detractors. Come to think of it, Oblama IS a tractor (not a DEtractor). He has to pull the 10 million dollar “Fucking flag” Wookie around with him.
Bummer, huh?
Wow! And I thought my girlfriend was bad…Jeebus H. Christ!
the snow hoochie can’t make up her mind
Doonesbury: “Sarah Palin just isn’t comfortable in the presence of dark-skinned people.”
Wyclef Jean likes Sarah Palin:
“Cause she’s rad. She’s shrewd. She’s cool. Because at the end of the day, I’m for the people, because this is the United States of America…this is what America’s really about. Anyone should have the right to say, ‘Look I can do the job and this is what qualifies me to do the job.’”
Well either that or he thinks he might have a chance with her.
Reading that site, I get the sense that the mediaite folks are almost too stupid to breathe.
Seth, read the link Jeff has on the post in the thread above. The comments there are great.
’87? Married with a 5 year old kid. We had to wait till he was asleep so no twice a night. Now go back to ’67 that was different.
Well sort of submitted except the Dems wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole so…
Text here.
He told the students: “The time for hand-wringing is over. The time for moping around is over. We’ve got to kick off our bedroom slippers and put on our marching shoes.”
I don’t think putting on different shoes is really the gamechanger team bumble is in desperate need of but what do I know
Why does this douchebag keep visiting my state? Take your aura of failure elsewhere, dipshit, it’s starting to stink the place up.
Addressing that concern, Obama in his speech said: “We will pay down this plan. We will pay down our debt. We’ll cut what we can’t afford to pay for what we really need.”
Care to play count the lies?!
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Jeff G. posted on9/14 @ 4:29 pm
“Meanwhile Sarah Palin is being attacked for allegedly having a one night stand with Glen Rice before she was married. True or not, the goal is to hurt Sarah Palin. The witches at The View will of course further attack her. Because that is what feminism is all about.
As I asked at the Village Voice blog, which way do we attack now? Is Palin an uptight racist? Or a coke snorting whore with jungle fever — like Obama’s white half?
QUANDRY!
By the way: in 1987, I hooked up just about every night, sometimes twice a night.
Who fucking cares?”
Gotcha, bub.
Everything you have done since birth will be held against you, especially the times you “took it in your own hands”.
I played in rock ‘n roll bands for most of my adult life, and I can’t tell you how hard it was (pun intended) to juggle my “schedule”. All those teenaged parts staring me in the face and begging for “unity”, and I (after many “encounters”) had to say “No, thank you. Great boobs, but I’ve had enough.
Boobs don’t make the world go ’round (well, it may be a function of horny), but somewhere along the line, you reach a certain understanding. Boobs are just boobs (some nicer than others. MUCH nicer). But all females have boobs! WOW! What a concept! But those aren’t boobs, they’re BAIT! REALLY! I actually think that boobs are quite bizarre, as much as I love them.
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
Problem was, I got sick of it, and started seeing myself for who I was. Not comfortable at all.
Bummer, huh?
How could anyone get sick of that “stuff”?
Easy. Try it on, and you will soon hate yourself. The problem now is to find a “mate” who is not toxic and out of her mind. I am beginning to think that I am incapable of such a mission.
But, if you shave your cat, I love you.
Meow! Meow! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Eat me! Eat me!
Beat me! Fuck me! Make me write bad checks!
Oh well. Fuck it.
Oh! And by the way, I’m not sure I agree with you about Obama having a “white half”. I think his “white half” is being strongly repressed. The Wookie wannabe makes it clear to me. My God! Can you imagine sniffing her butt and spending TEN MILLION DOLLARS on her “vacations”?” That’s some sick shit, me bucko! No kidding!
I have a really good idea for her next vacation.
Vacate the White House, tamale ghetto trash!
And please don’t be massively farting tamale stuff on your way out. Whackadoodle. We don’t want the White House to melt, do we?
Thank you, Moooochelle..
…And of course, His Highness.
I think I need some help….
“If you love me you’ve got to help me pass this jobs bill.”
I so hope he said that in the same speech where he said “this isn’t about me, it’s about jobs.”
The Other McCain “blends” some history into a takedown. Democrats, over 150 years of language manipulation and making shit up.
I think Glen Rice should be attacked for allegedly having a one night stand with Sarah Palin.
That’s just so naughty.
Rice slept with a white conservative?
Somebody wake Maxine Waters. Sister need to get her congressional investigation on.
Re: miscegenation hoax
I did not know that.
faerry interestink!
Number of minutes Barack Obama would have lasted upon meeting Genghis Khan?
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And doing coke off a 55 gallon drum in a snow storm? McGuinness is obviously a moron who never did blow. Now the sweaty back of a midget hooker…
Isn’t Coke made in Indonesia?
No “snow” storms there.
Todd Palin responds.
My idea of Todd Palin responding involves a trip to the emergency room for someone.
Winning is the best revenge, so I’ve heard.
We’ve got to kick off our bedroom slippers and put on our marching shoes.”
I don’t care who you are, that’s just badass right there. I’ve lost count on how many revenge movies really get going after the super-macho hero kicks off his fluffy bedroom slippers. I mean, slippers are so warm, and if you’re willing to get a chill, you are totally serious about kicking some ass.
“I’ll be back. Just let me kick off my bedroom slippers first.” – Arnold
“Yo Adrian! Have you seen my bedroom slippers?” – Stallone
“These slippers are perfect for driving. They should be called ‘driving slippers'” – Statham
“When you kick off your bedroom slipper, your knee should be high and your toe should be pointed. Your leg should look like a swan” – Swayze
When I see someone in their marching shoes, I am immediately terrified. There is nothing quite as fearsome as marching shoes.
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/1322393088_8502e06ef9.jpg
Hey, that looks like a HBCU, JD. Racist.
Oh! And by the way, I’m not sure I agree with you about Obama having a “white half”. I think his “white half” is being strongly repressed. T
His white half is in the box with Schrodinger’s cat.
On the Palin thing, I love how one night with a black guy apparently qualifies her as a black fetishish- OMG Palin has jungle fever, that racist. And I love how people are buying this crap from the creepy asshole “reporter” who moved in next door to her. Seriously, doesn’t being an unhinged stalker sort of undermine your credibility? I was hoping he’d get eaten by a bear or gored by a moose or something. Oh well.
Louie Gohmert shoots and scores.
http://gohmert.house.gov/UploadedFiles/Gohmert_American_Jobs_Act.pdf
#39
And yet the only image my mind could conjure up was Obama as Mr. Rogers
HBCU ?!?!?!
Jeff:
Where at Village Voice did you put that comment? Did they publish it? I’m not seeing it.
Historically Black College or University
See also: here.
Imagine a government program to promulgate historically white colleges. No, me neither.
Because: that’s different.
Slartibartfast – I had never seen that acronym before, and was better off having not seen it. I denounce myself, and google images.
It was at their blog on the subject, Slart. Not sure of the URL: clicked over from Twitter, I think.
I denounce myself for noticing the predominance of dusky skin-tones. And for being white.
The only blog-entry I could find on the topic had only 3 comments. So: either they’re weeding out most comments, or they’re one of the most barren news-site blogs in existence.
Hmm. Well, it posted yesterday. At least, I thought it did. Had my full name attached to it, as well.
I think the author was Musto or some such.
Shoulda said Doc Martens but then he hates the Brits.
Oh. Here it is. I suppose it says something that if you Google-search Village Voice Sarah Palin that Musto’s column isn’t anywhere near the top result.
Oh. I had SafeSearch on. Nevermind.