Search






Jeff's Amazon.com Wish List

Archive Calendar

November 2024
M T W T F S S
 123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
252627282930  

Archives

Keith Olbermann meets the transitive property of equality: "I am un-American!"

On the plus side, at least we now know what it takes to land a plum job at NBC sports.

Speaking of which — any openings, NBC? I’m very knowledgeable about football, have a clean, crisp appearance, and if I ever found myself alone with any of the founding fathers, I’d kick his ass for not giving Congress control over the Executive, and for allowing that whole stupid second amendment thing.

Call me!

(h/t Allah)

13 Replies to “Keith Olbermann meets the transitive property of equality: "I am un-American!"”

  1. SarahW says:

    Go for Madison, not the six-foot-eight fucking-ton ones.

  2. Rob B. says:

    Keith Olbermann is mental Ipecac for reasonable people.

  3. McGehee says:

    Wait, wait. Olbermann thinks head is frivolous?

  4. mojo says:

    You want a reporter’s job? Fine.

    Drag your ass over to Grand Junction, slip into a nurses uniform and get us the bird’s-eye low-down on the Hsu-fly thing.

    Wahadda ya mean “under guard?” Hell, show some INITIATIVE, boy!

  5. psychologizer says:

    Olbermann doesn’t care about black people. Or know any.

    Typing his name reminds me: This past weekend I flipped past a VHI failed-comedians-mock-stuff-they-don’t-remember show’s segment about Bernard Goetz. They ran a clip of Connie Chung reading the story on the old-timey TV news, and she pronounced Goetz’s first name in Klink German, like “BAYERNHARDDDDTTT!” — I guess to demonstrate her nonmembership in the Axis by emphasizing the potential krautness of the bad guy.

    Keith is quite the URRRRRRRRRRRLBAERMAAHHHNNNNNN.

    And those glasses are fucking ridiculous.

  6. wishbone says:

    Ummm…anyone remember the outrage that Limbaugh didn’t belong on ESPN NFL coverage even before his hamfisted Donovan McNabb remarks?

    I’m OBVIOUSLY missing something here…

    Oh yeah, lefties don’t have to be consistent, just disturbed.

  7. Slartibartfast says:

    Keith…who’s this, now? Never heard of him.

  8. bigbooner says:

    The man needs a serious monkey stomping.

  9. deadrody says:

    It is shocking that NBC doesn’t recognize that having rant master Olberman working on a sports program makes them a laughing stock. Costas almost looks paralyzed with fear that at any moment Olby could go off on one of his idiotic rants and that stink could get stuck on Costas forever. He needs a fine-print disclaimer at the opening of every broadcast like “Nothing KEith Olberman might say about Bush, the War in Iraq, or politics in general in any way reflects the opinions of Bob Costas”

    Of course it wouldn’t include NBC there because, honestly, is there any doubt they agree with his rants ?

  10. MarkD says:

    I could read his Playboy interview, but I’ll pass on this opportunity for self parody. I’m mildly curious why a guy who was publicly outed as a lousy lay would give an interview to Playboy in the first place.

  11. 1 says:

    As a result you may find that you need to set the accuracy level of the simulation much higher than… jet lead havoksetangulardrag solve captured

  12. Ketty says:

    Thanks for such an important articles about rugs. This is a very needed info about online rugs buying.

Comments are closed.