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Honor Among Thieves [Dan Collins]

I haven’t bothered you all much with this, but I’ve been following closely and to a certain extent also been directly involved (in a rhetorical way) with the trustee issues at my alma mater, Dartmouth College.

In 1891, Dartmouth was facing severe financial difficulties, and appealed to the alumni to bail her out. The quid pro quo was that the alumni would be able to elect half of the trustees directly, and nominate petition candidates not offered on the slate. During the past several years, this process has led to the election of four petition candidates, i.e., candidates not chosen by the board of trustees. This was unsatisfactory for the “legacy trustees,” because the petition trustees espoused a vision of the college in which resources were directed toward faculty recruitment rather than expanded administration, and toward those who have a fundamental commitment to undergraduate education as well as research and publication, in addition to recognition of students’ rights to freedom of association–even in fraternites, if they should so choose–and to maintain support of athletic programs, even if that should mean less money funnelled toward “recognized” organizations such as the Gay, Bisexual and Lesbian Alliance (NTTAWWT).

The trustees therefore sought to change the College’s Constitution in order to dilute the effect of the alumi-elected trustees through the constitutional process. They failed miserably, even whilst painting the alumni voting in the petition candidates as a fractious insurgency cabal attempting to wrest control away from a trusteeship more representative of alumni interests than those who voted. What they haven’t been able to accomplish through such means, they have now decided, I am informed today in an email from Ed Haldeman, Chair of the Board of Trustees, they have decided to seize by fiat, expanding by eight the number of trustee-selected trustees even as they generously permit us still to elect our eight. An analogy might be if one political party decided to expand the numbers of the Electoral College, and confer upon themselves the right to select the new members themselves.

Part of their argument is that the elections process as it stands has been too divisive, and that the reason it’s been divisive is that people who don’t understand the wisdom of their own prescriptions for the direction of the College (and who’d like to keep it a college) have been unreasonable, perverse, and misinformed. This is frankly insulting, because what it says is that those who really care about the College must needs agree with them, at least in general terms. Additionally, the 1891 Agreement is not a legally binding contract, according to them. Further, as of this moment there is no mechanism in the Constitution that permits removal of Board members, and there is, obviously, no move afoot to introduce one.

How convenient. Here is a section of the Dartmouth Honor Code that binds every student:

In the presence of an undoubted violation of the Honor Principle, to stand by and do nothing is to threaten the spirit and effectiveness of the principle. No student may infringe upon the right of others to have fair and equal access to school resources and to study in an environment conducive to learning and creative research.

Plagiarism, harassment, coercion, disruption, violence, destruction, concealment or misappropriation of property are examples of unacceptable behavior. When on Dartmouth College property, graduate students are subject to all honor principles and conduct codes of the College.

The Trustees, whatever their views regarding the contractual status of the Agreement, have misappropriated a property that belongs to the alumni, so I guess it’s well for them that they’re not held to the same standards as students. As Joe Malchow points out, the Association of Alumni, which, until recently, had been docile with respect to the aims of the Trustees, has retained legal counsel to help defend the alumni’s rights. It is sad that, in the letter from Haldeman that I append below, the excuse for declaring martial law is that the infighting has besmirched the reputation of the College. It is Haldeman and his cohort among the Trustees who have done that. And though they take responsibility for not communicating their views as well as they might have (as though they would necessarily be convincing if they were), they no longer have any need to win their battles in the arena of alumni opinion.

I have been accused of politicizing the issue by certain of my classmates. It is a ridiculous charge, prima facie, insofar as trusteeship is a political undertaking, though in this case quite impolitic. What can you, as an alumnus of some school other than Dartmouth, do? Make it clear that your contributions to your college or university are dependent upon the institution’s giving you a voice in its operation. Thanks for letting me vent, and you can find more on this at Power Line, as well, where two of the guys are Dartmouth alums. Read further, if you want to see why I’m so insulted and off-pissed. The good of the College is too precious to remain in the hands of its alums.


A LETTER FROM ED HALDEMAN, CHAIR OF THE BOARD OF TRUSTEES, TO THE DARTMOUTH COMMUNITY

Dear Members of the Dartmouth Community,

Earlier today, the Dartmouth Board of Trustees took several steps to strengthen the College’s governance. Given the intense debate about this issue in recentmonths, I wanted to write to you as soon as possible to tell you what we’ve done and why.

Let me start by saying Dartmouth has never been stronger than it is today. It’s one of the most selective institutions in the country. Our commitment to teaching has never been stronger and student satisfaction is at record highs. The student-to faculty ratio now stands at 8:1. We have expanded the faculty by 15 percent since 2000 and maintained competitive faculty compensation, reflecting the College’s sharp focus on its academic programs. Once current building plans are completed, we will
have invested $1.1 billion in new and renovated state-of-the-art facilities since 1998.

Like its peers, however, the College confronts new challenges. We are facing increasing competition for the finest students and the best faculty as well as for the financial resources needed to support the College. And, we operate in an increasingly complex and highly regulated environment. Having the strongest possible governance is a critical factor to ensuring Dartmouth’s continued success in the years ahead.

The changes we are making preserve alumni democracy at Dartmouth by keeping eight alumni-nominated trustees. They expand the Board with eight additional charter trustees, adding alumni to meet the needs of the College. And, they address the destructive politicization of trustee campaigns that have hurt Dartmouth. These changes represent a balancing of competing interests. They are true to Dartmouth’s founding principles. And, they will ensure that, moving forward, the College has a strong, effective, and independent governing body.

Over the past three months, the Board’s Governance Committee conducted a thorough review of this issue. We carefully considered input from many alumni, current and former trustees, faculty, parents, students, and other members of the Dartmouth community. We consulted with experts in college and non-profit governance and carefully evaluated practices among 30 leading colleges and universities. And, we developed a report to the full Board, which I encourage you to read for yourself at www.dartmouth.edu/governancereport.

After reviewing the Governance Committee’s recommendations – and after much
thought and deliberation – the Board of Trustees concluded that Dartmouth should
strengthen its governance by taking steps to:

* Expand the Board by Adding More Alumni to Better Meet the Needs of the College:
We are expanding the Board from 18 to 26 to ensure it has the broad range of backgrounds, skills, expertise, and fundraising capabilities needed to steward an institution of Dartmouth’s scope and complexity. Dartmouth has been at a competitive disadvantage to its peers, with one of the smallest Boards of any comparable institution. We have had 18 members on our Board, versus an average of 42 trustees at peer schools and an average of 34 at other liberal arts colleges. We also are giving the Board more flexibility to select trustees who offer the specific talents and experiences that the College needs, which elections don’t ensure. We will accomplish both of these goals by adding eight new charter trustee seats to the Board.

* Preserve Alumni Democracy by Retaining Alumni Trustee Elections: We are maintaining alumni trustee elections at their current level and preserving the ability of alumni to petition onto the ballot. Dartmouth currently has the highest proportion of alumni-nominated trustees of any peer institution and is one of the few schools that allows alumni to petition directly onto the ballot. The Board believes that this gives Dartmouth’s alumni an important direct voice in our governance and fosters greater alumni involvement in the College. Dartmouth will continue to have one of the most democratic trustee election processes of any college in the country.

* Simplify the Alumni Nomination Process: Dartmouth’s trustee elections have become increasingly politicized, costly, and divisive. It’s not the results of these elections that are the problem, but the process itself. So we are charging the Alumni Council and the Association of Alumni to develop and implement a process for selecting alumni trustee nominees that preserves elections, maintains petition access to the ballot, and adopts a one-vote, majority-rule election process.

* Improve Direct Board Engagement with Alumni and Other Stakeholders: A larger group of trustees representing even more diverse backgrounds will help us enhance Board engagement with key areas of the College including academic affairs, student life, and alumni relations. We are therefore creating new Board committees focused on each of these three critical areas. This will facilitate greater interaction and
communication with individuals in each of these three areas.

While we will continue to have eight trustees nominated directly by alumni, a significant number of seats on the Board, I know some will ask why we didn’t simply expand the Board through an equal number of charter and alumni trustee seats. Given the divisiveness of recent elections we did not believe that having more elections would be good for Dartmouth. We also believe that the Board needs more trustees selected for the specific talents and experiences they can offer the College – which elections can’t guarantee. We will still have more alumni-nominated trustees than most other schools and the opportunity for regular contested elections. But we think this is the best balancing of Dartmouth’s interests.

I know there are strongly held views on all sides of this issue. And I respect that many of those views are driven above all by a desire to do what is best for Dartmouth and its students. But some of the recent rhetoric in this debate has become so harshand divisive it is now doing harm to Dartmouth. I want to urge everyone who cares about Dartmouth to debate this issue in a reasonable and respectful way. As President Wright has said, there is far more that unites us – as friends, faculty, students, and loyal alumni of the College on the Hill – than divides us. Above all, we havea shared love of and dedication to Dartmouth.

One thing that has made Dartmouth an enduring and successful institution is that its history has always been one of adapting to meet new challenges and needs, whilestill preserving what is unique and special about Dartmouth. That is why a board originally composed of twelve New England men, half of them members of the clergy, today consists of eighteen men and women from many parts of the country and walks of life. That is why Trustees who once served for life now serve four-year terms. And, that is why elections once open only to “graduates… of at least five years standing” are now open to all alumni.

In these and many other respects, Dartmouth’s Board has made fundamental changes to its governance structure and procedures throughout the College’s history. The changes we’re making today are no different. They are driven by what is best for Dartmouth and its students, and what is necessary to ensure the College continues to meet the new challenges it faces in the 21st century.

I love Dartmouth. I honestly believe there is nowhere else in the world quite like this great College. We need to protect Dartmouth and ensure it continues to prosper for future generations of students. I, and the entire Board, are intensely focused on helping Dartmouth to continue building its world-class academic program. That is what drives us forward. And, I look forward to continuing to work with all of you – alumni, faculty, students and parents – to build on Dartmouth’s unique and pre-eminent place in American higher education.

Sincerely,

Ed Haldeman
Chair, Dartmouth College Board of Trustees

******

At the risk of seeming disrespectful, I’m going to fisk this pile of rhetorrhea with gloves and a facemask in a bit, after I’m done fuming. Meanwhile, bite me, Ed.

Sincerely,
Dan Collins ’82

19 Replies to “Honor Among Thieves [Dan Collins]”

  1. Diana says:

    Hey, Dan! FREE WINGS AT THE PUB.

  2. Dan Collins says:

    Diana–Jeff’s asked me to post over weekends, when he generally spends time with his bride. Would you rather I posted in the Pub?

  3. happyfeet says:

    Dartmouth. It’s in Massachusetts. Everyone who writes about Dartmouth acts like I’m just supposed to know that. I’m from the South, and I’m ignant. And also it’s in Massachusetts, so I don’t get how my expectations are to be set terribly high here. Enrollment of 5,753. That’s big for a private liberal arts college I guess. But maybe not in Massachusetts, where such things tend to a certain bloat.

    Make it clear that your contributions to your college or university are dependent upon the institution’s giving you a voice in its operation.

    I give to the community college where I grew up, not to the college I went to. In my little way, I try to be a force for good in the world.

    This is not meant to sound grumpy, just I’ve been kind of reading about this for it seems like a couple years or so. These are my comments. Which is to say that all in all, I’m not sure the Powerline guys have really hit on the best way to frame this. Maybe what’s really needed is for a total outsider to take a look and maybe contextualize it so it resonates more broadly.

  4. Dan Collins says:

    hf–

    There is a City of Dartmouth in Massachusetts, and, I think, a UMass extension. Dartmouth College, though, is on the Connecticut River in New Hampshire, just across the bridge from Norwich, VT. I guess that the instructive aspect of this is the degree to which PC expectations have become more or less formalized as an index to the quality of the education provided by a school. In this case, we have a striking picture of how far people are willing to go to pander to those expectations, and how difficult it is to maintain a say in a situation where one contradicts them. In other words, it suggests that reform is vital.

  5. RiverC says:

    If anything, it’s at the very least a grand example of doublespeak. Were this a Jeopardy answer, the question would be: How do you take away someone’s rights while at the same time pretending to strengthen them?

    It’s classic. If Dilbert and Office Space were inspired by working at a bloated corporation, then 1984, Animal Farm and so forth must have been inspired by the Ivory Tower.

    After all, if these men and women are so skilled at rhetoric, would it not be surprising if they deploy it most frequently as a strategy?

    I guess my latest aphorism applies to this, too. Does anyone read Art of War anymore?

  6. Big Bang (Pumping you up) says:

    – Dan. Were it me, and feeling simarily disposed, I would tend to the following.

    – Contact a contracts lawyer, and set about a court ordered “stay” for board actions, calling for a general election of trustees by ALL the alumus. In broad terms, all trutees should be voted on in such an election, which is the only way to guard against “clics”, and guarentee majority representation. I’m pretty sure that in most instances every contributor has a vote. One man, one vote.

    – Caution. You may not be happy with the results. But, If they trully want diversity, then give it to them in spades.

  7. happyfeet says:

    See? Ignant, I tell you. Dartmouth, it’s in New Hampshire. Dr. Seuss went there. OK now it’s on my radar.

  8. Dan Collins says:

    You’re one of the least ignant people I know, hf. Is Banana Slugs UC-Santa Cruz?

  9. happyfeet says:

    Oh jeez. I have no knowledge of California. I live and work in the Valley and unless forced I only go to the media enclaves like Beverly Hills and Santa Monica and Burbank. Sometimes San Francisco and Silicon Valley. The rest of this state is so useless to me, and I couldn’t be more disinterested. Oh – I like Yosemite. Especially in winter. Most of my for real not just work friends are ex-pat Europeans and otherwise displaced non-Californians. This is not unusual by the way. California is a means to an end, it’s otherwise unendingly annoying on a day-to-day basis. I keep a list of things I want to do before I leave though, and I make myself check 2 or 3 things off a year. I guess my feelings could change since my disposable income is getting way more better, but wouldn’t that just be kind of shallow? Or maybe that’s just the deal here.

  10. happyfeet says:

    My expectations of what quality-of-life is were pretty well set in Austin. The Europeans sort of have the same take. It’s like spam. California is more of an opt-in than an opt-out deal.

  11. MarkJ says:

    Question: “What’s the difference between Ed Haldeman and Huey Long?”

    Answer: “None, except Huey Long was honestly corrupt, always paid for your vote, and threw great barbeque picnics.”

  12. Jeffersonian says:

    Like FDR’s court-packing plan, this is just a putsch wrapped in slimy marketing. Here’s to the alumni reminding Haldeman that Dartmouth is not his property and that he is not indispensible.

  13. psychologizer says:

    There is a bright side. You weren’t at a New England college in the ’90s. The insanity was ripe. You geezers just don’t get it, man.

    The bad news is that the institutionalization that animates a desire for reform also makes it impossible. (See…well, start with the French “Revolution,” and…) A properly murderous attitude can’t coexist with a self-image as an “alumnus.”

    Yakov: The institution marches through you.

    Be cruel to your school. It was never yours anyway.

    (I’ve said the name of mine out loud a total of once since I escaped. My excuse: It seemed it might help me get laid. But I remain ashamed.)

  14. Dan Collins says:

    True, it never was mine. Neither is it theirs.

  15. happyfeet says:

    I totally agree with that. If the idea is that by supporting my school I’m burnishing the value of my degree, I don’t get that. If I’m going to burnish anything, it really should be my delts so I fill out the interview suit more better.

  16. Dan Collins says:

    I’d rather burnish my knob. The idea is that I’m burnishing the education of those who come after me.

  17. happyfeet says:

    I’m all for the pay it forward thing, I guess. Just maybe with a more populist angle. Still, many remarkable alumni from that Dartmouth. Couldn’t name anyone from the community college I give to offhand.

  18. Blitz says:

    Hey Happy feet? We need more ignant folks like y’all

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