Please, Che it isn’t so!
I have a feeling the fix was in. Had to be. Though to be honest, my curiosity is so piqued that I’m going to run out later and buy a beret and a motorcycle. And some chicken enchilados.
Of course, I was planning on having the enchilados anyway. So that last part is entirely coincidental.
Hey, at least they used a pic of a live Ernesto…
Rather than the “messily dead” one.
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isn’t it ‘enchiladas’?
Man, Jill’s politics suck but I’d sure cram it in…
Respectfully.
If given the opportunity.
I want the Jhe Goldvara t-shirt.
I’ll take a couple, XXL-long.
Kos as Della Reese.
Yep.
You do kind of have that “I want to take over the world and kill everyone” look to you.
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It’s the wide collars. Wide collars are threatening in some cultures.
You look like Che and Napoleon? Consider yourself blessed.
enchilados = two enchiladas
VIVA LA GOLDSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!
I tried the picture on the ‘about’ page and it didn’t come up with anything…
So maybe you are a unique, pretty flower.
I got Arthur Conan Doyle. Which may explain why I wasn’t one of the bloggers featured at Feministe.
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Well at least you didn’t get a Baldwin or Sean Penn…
I swear it wasn’t fixed. But I did laugh good and hard when you came up as Che. I knew you’d appreciate it.
It told me that I look like Terence Stamp.
Che?
or CheChe?
Oh Christ. Another photo said “Mark Owen.”
I look like C-list celebrities.
Though I guess as genocidal communists go, Che was a C-lister too.
Just be thankful you didn’t come up as “Charles Bronson” like moi.
Jill’s definitely a hottie. She has really nice hair and great teeth. More smiley than I’d expect, given. How can she do so, with all the pain in the world?
She’d be the type to make me question my beliefs, if only she’d ever talk to me in, say, a bar or strip club or something.
“Jill is hot” posts x2.
Take a cold shower, guys.
I submitted a picture of a twinkie and got no matches – not even Michael Moore. Faulty software.
me, I wonder what would happen if you tried submitting a picture of 50 twinkies?
Hey, the best thing about Jill is she doesn’t appear to have any qualms about featuring a picture of a little girl holding a pistol-grip Mossberg 500 12 gauge on her banner.
Most feminists I know would be horrified.
You do look a lot like Cat Stevens to me, but I can see the Che similarity.
The program thought I looked like Aldous Huxley, Christopher Lambert, or Douglas Adams. To be fair the picture wasn’t the best, but it’s all I had to offer with my face. Strangely enough I don’t have very many pictures of me on my system.
I did it and ended up matching Pierce Brosnan.
Not that I’m complaining or anything.
I don’t look like anybody, apparently.
Wow. It says I look like Brittney Murphy.
Next time someone tells me to ‘go fuck myself’ I think I will.
Vigorously.
Straight on shot I was Joe Montana. A slight turn of the head yeilded Grace Kelly.
Confusing and flattering.
Ah. After switching the setting from ‘all’ to ‘male’ it nows says I look like Bob Hope.
I can live with that.
or yielded. Grace was a crappy speller, I hear.
From the left, I look like Isabelle Dinoire, from the right, Vladimir Nabokov. It must still be in beta.
What’s with Kos and Toni Morrison? I think he looks more like Charlie the Starkist Tuna, myself….
Hmmm… It seems to think Courtney Love is Julia Roberts. What, CL wasn’t included in the “celebrity database”? Tsk tsk.
In other amusing news, it seems that the extremely annoying site registration has used up all the variations of “fuck you” for nicknames. Including Spanish, Latin and Tagalog. Go figure.
That’s a hint that your “user” reg db is about 99.99% crap, fellas…
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Somebody needs to tell Kos that the sportcoat over t-shirt look is soooooooooo 1990, Swayze in “Roadhouse”.
Hey Jeff, submit a pic with you in a turban and see if it returns Yusuf Islam.
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I submitted bin Laden’s pic and it found Courtney Love’s crotch. Brrr.
I submitted a dinosaur and it came back with Teddy Kennedy. Site doesn’t work – everybody knows dinosaurs don’t swill booze and chase skirts.
The closest match to me was ‘Matt Damon’. My honey doesn’t look that much like Brittany Murphy, but she was the only one I had heard of in the list.
Apparently the smile I had during the cake cutting reminded them of Michael Jordan, too. (??)
The picture database probably doesn’t have Cat Stevens, is my guess. Just as well, he never stays in one place, what with that moonshadow following him around.
I apparently look like Britney Spears. And Eminem.
According to this, I look like Michelle Wei. I’ll second what Hoodlumman had to say.
*I apparently look like Britney Spears. And Eminem. *
Well neither of them are natural blondes..
Past that, I got nothing.
I switched it from “male” to “female” and got Sinead O’Connor.
I may just start letting my hair grow out again. <shudder>
nothing, unless i use a bad pic of me in my glasses, then i look like wayne knight, but with much funnier hair, i might add.
TW: appear. It appears to only offer people in glasses if you give it a pic with glasses. Jeff, you should try a pic with your sexy rimless glasses. (please)
Wait a minute…how come Ariana doesn’t match a picture of herself? I thought she was a hotshot celebrity? Jeff, man, you are much, much better looking than Che; it’s why the left hates you so much.
I bet Swayze could take him, though.
Only if he kept him.
Oh, no. Howard freaking Dean. And Edward Said. And Andre Agassi. And Vladmir Putin. And Jake “Brokeback” Gyllenhaal.
The bright spot is that I look like Agassi?
Oy.
Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do
When they come for you <i>
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Yes, please!
If I look like John Maynard Keynes, how come my 2 year old son looks like Samuel L. Jackson? I think my wife has some explaining to do.
Don’t feel bad, Jeff. I’ve frequently been told I look like Al Franken.
Well,
I got Juan Pablo Montoya (a handsome devil, whoever he is), Brigitte Bardot, Omar Sharif, Al Pacino and Gary Cooper. I must be a lot better looking then I thought I was.
I submitted another pic and got Alfonso XIII of Spain (?!), Bing Crosby, and Ringo Starr.
Hm.
Don’t do cultural stereotyping. Argentines don’t eat enchiladas, unless they’re visiting Mexico of course. Argentines like to pretend they’re Italian—which a lot of their ancestors were. If you’ll think about it for a bit, that explains a lot about Government in Argentina, doesn’t it?
Anyway, Argentines, especially medical doctors with a sideline in interrogation, don’t eat enchiladas. They either eat slabs of beef big enough to choke a Texan, or else sit in sidewalk cafes sipping expensive coffee out of too-small cups. Berets are optional. Eurosensitive moral preening is not. I’m sure Señor Guevara was quite ::ahem:: earnest about it in his formative years.
I don’t have a digital picture of myself to submit at the moment. Picture F. Dzerzhezhinsky in a checked shirt and cowboy hat, except that my mustache is more like Saddam’s. Ladies may consider themselves free to sigh.
Regards,
Ric
I got Alexander Borodin, apparently because we both have big mustaches. I am kind of pissed because he doesn’t seem to be much of a celebrity.
*sigh*
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I look most like “your worst nightmare”. It’s subjective.
Glen Cambell???? If you want your day ruined, this is the way to do it. Although Glen DID schtupp Tanya Tucker…
Hey! Did I lose a “p” somewhere?
I take it back. Now I look like Neil Young. That’s pretty cool, but I could do without the convulsions…
Hey, Glenn is the rhinestone cowboy!
A couple of years back Glen Campbell was busted for drunk driving, or maybe drunK in publiC (as Tater would say), and in his mug shot he looked kinda like Neil Young.
I remember it because for my post about it I used as the title, “By the time he got to Phoenix, he was snockered.”