Kennedy: “Uh, I’ll just have whatever Stevens, Breyer, Ginsburg, and Souter are having.”
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update: “Oh. And if you could find out what Pinch Sulzberger eats for dessert and bring me one of those, too, I’d really appreciate it.”
Kennedy: “Uh, I’ll just have whatever Stevens, Breyer, Ginsburg, and Souter are having.”
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update: “Oh. And if you could find out what Pinch Sulzberger eats for dessert and bring me one of those, too, I’d really appreciate it.”
Uh, this is a restaurant, Your Honor, not a massage parlor.
Dan, the last thing I want infesting my visual cortex is the image of Teddy the K having a “happy ending.”
“And put mine on a separate check, please, so I can say I’m independent.”
And if he gets a little badly prepared fugu, it isn’t going to bother me at all.
McGehee–
Bwahahahaha! Sorry.
I figured the line would be, “I’ll just have whatever O’Connor would have had were she still here.”
Meanwhile, back at the ranch:
Exercise II:
Rewrite the lyrics to Dolly Parton’s “Jolene,” subsituting “Goldstein” for the title name. You may write the Pro-Protein version or the Kostile version.
Exercise III:
Make a case that Jeff Goldstein resembles Jeff Davis more than Che Guevara, and why this might be appropriate.
Watermelon and black olive salad? Hmm…that sounds a little too Thomas and Scalia for me. Not that I’m saying anything by that.
“Ah…that would be our “Constitution Salad”…shredded of course.”
As long as it has some pastey goodliness all is well.
“And waiter, isn’t that Andy Sullivan that just beckoned me to follow him into the restroom?”
I figured he’d be more of an IHOP kind of guy.
Jeff, now that’s funny.
A fair trial, then a hanging. That is all I ask.
“Ok. So that will be the French Toast with pure Vermont maple syrip and Belgium chocolates. Would you care for a side of ham or are you going to share their kelo of tofu sausauge?”
“Will this be on the Underwoods’ tab as well?”
TW: When will Pinch publish some more evidence of his sedition and treason?
The floor hasn’t been made that would survive Teddy hopping, even on two feet.
Thank you, Judge Roy Bean.
justice stevens rode up the scotus elevator with justice breyer… breyer sniffed around and then queried kennedy: did you fart, anthony!?
kennedy answered: no stephen, would you like me to?
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Oh. Thanks a lot! Now I’ve got that image in my head. Tubgirl is pedestrian by comparison. I need a drink.
Rusty, it could be worse. Think “merger.”
Think of the tax dollars we’d save if they laid off Clarence Thomas and gave Scalia two votes. Same results.
TW: right
Think of the Constitution we’d save if we laid off Kennedy, Souter, Breyer, Ginsburg and Stevens and gave Scalia six votes.