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In August I hit a deer on my motorcycle going 80. (I was going 80, the deer not quite 80). No helmet, no brain injury. No leather, huge scabs. Just broken ribs.
Miracle, right? Not so fast……
I’m not funny anymore. They did something to me in the hospital. They put this tube right up my SORRY LADIES! wiener hole and all my rich golden humor ran into a bag and they took the bag away. I think they may have doused Hilary with it because she is such a crack up now!
I’m not funny anymore. They did something to me in the hospital. They put this tube right up my SORRY LADIES! wiener hole and all my rich golden humor ran into a bag and they took the bag away.
Al, that’s just what happens in year 7 of Obamistan. One more year and internet searches for humor will yield a blank page.
Merry Christmas etc… Everybody.
christmas beats the shit out of starwars
Ewoks roasting on an open fire…
Hamsters instead of Ewoks.
Both are a chore to clean.
Wonder what does a big Christmas music sound like — mebbe Bach’s Christmas Oratorio or some such?
Anyhoo, here’s a big non-Christmas music which seems fit to Christmas evenso because . . . miraculous
Sdferr, maybe this?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLZClW3YF5I
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Merry Christmas to all!
In August I hit a deer on my motorcycle going 80. (I was going 80, the deer not quite 80). No helmet, no brain injury. No leather, huge scabs. Just broken ribs.
Miracle, right? Not so fast……
I’m not funny anymore. They did something to me in the hospital. They put this tube right up my SORRY LADIES! wiener hole and all my rich golden humor ran into a bag and they took the bag away. I think they may have doused Hilary with it because she is such a crack up now!
oh god praise jesus though you ok
and next time both you and the deer need to wear helmets mister
My Christmas card to you all. Merry Christmas!
Holy cow, the Piano Guys scored Plácido Domingo!
Is there anything they can’t do?
holy crap, alp! Glad you’re ok, but HOLY CRAP!
Al, that’s just what happens in year 7 of Obamistan. One more year and internet searches for humor will yield a blank page.
Oops, missed a couple of these” “.
My bad Alp, I’d hate to take credit for one of the last remaining examples of a sense of humor.
So Keep Firing Mister! (at least until you run out of ammo)
Blockquotes work better anyway. Merry Christmas, Danger.
Alp, glad you’re still well above room temperature. It just proves God watches over us hobbits and Visigoths.
Why, still remains a mystery — but I prefer to think the reasons are of the “Keep Calm and Carry On” variety.
Shaka, proteins!