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Happy 90th birthday to Dick Van Dyke.
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i’m not super into Dick Van Dyke
but i hope he outlives my own grandfather
jesus i hope *I* outlive my own grandfather
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I’m just glad the old guy is still kicking, and looking as good as he is. He may want to start planning a 100th birthday show like George Burns wanted to do.
Now that we learning Paul Ryan is who we thought he was, i.e. John Boehner sans Boehner’s tear-streaked orange glow, it’s occurred to me that if the Democrats were smart, they’d promise to let the Republican leadership keep their larger offices and staffing perks –regardless of which party was in the Majority. My guess is the GOP would happily embark on a frenzy of “bipartisanship,” secure in the knowledge that elections wouldn’t have any consequences for the only things they truly seem to care about.
We need to dust off and Article V this country from orbit.
Dust off Article V and keep our [gun]powder dry.
I like my Aliens allusion better, but yeah, you definitely want your powder dry and your bullets married up with cartridge and primer.
Since an Article V convention will nuke the country.
dusting stuff off is a solution what only works where you have stuff what’s dusty ever think of that
yeah well maybe u should’ve, hosers
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