There’s a lady who’s shown all about her is known
And she’s buying a stairlift to heaven.
When she gets there she knows, on the Sunday news shows
With a word she can get who she came for.
Ooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairlift to heaven.
There’s a sign on the desk but she wants to be sure
‘Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In the garden out back, lies a songbird who sang,
Interrupting her Majesty’s preening.
Ooh, don’t it make you wonder?
Ooh, it should make you wonder.
On North Africa’s shore monsters kicked in the door,
We were all misled as to the reason.
And a new day won’t dawn for those who are gone,
And questions will still find no answers.
Ooh, what difference does it make?
Ooh, what difference at this point?
There’s a feeling I get when I watch ABC,
And my spirit is crying for real news.
In my thoughts I have seen dancing dwarfs through the trees,
And her voice is heard when they are speaking.
Yes Bill did tussle with an intern, back during his term,
Turns out she did stand by her man.
Yes, it may look inevitable, she’ll be the nominee
In the real world there’s no guarantee.
But don’t you wonder?
Your head is shaking and you don’t know, which way to go,
The piper’s calling you to join him,
Dear lady, what happened to those emails, and did you know
Your stairlift rides on the lying wind?
And as we wind on up the trail
Our feet avoiding the rail.
There rides a lady we all know
Who talks a lot and wants to show
She has a plan for all your gold.
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
“Now one is all, and all is mine,
Don’t fall in love, just fall in line.”
And she’s buying a stairlift to heaven.
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Very nice.
Not bad, McGehee, not bad.
I especially liked: ‘In my thoughts I have seen dancing dwarfs through the trees’.
Now there’s a song I don’t mind playing in my head on a Friday! (If the next one on the playlist is a McGehee cover of that ol’ Stones standby “Bitch.”)
Get offa my lawn, Mister McHippee.
I heart Hilly!
The man that hath no music in himself,
Nor is not mov’d with concord of sweet sounds,
Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils;
The motions of his spirit are dull as night
And his affections dark as Erebus:
Let no such man be trusted.
W. Shakespeare
then one day a cold rain came
and washed all the crops away
and at the age of thirteen
lesbian seagulls up and et my momma
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