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“If you like your internet, you can keep your internet” [Darleen Click]

Of course, you don’t get to see IWonPenPhone’s 322-page plan for government regulation seizure of the internet until after the FCC Commission vote …

“President Obama’s plan marks a monumental shift toward government control of the Internet. It gives the FCC the power to micromanage virtually every aspect of how the Internet works,” Pai said. “The plan explicitly opens the door to billions of dollars in new taxes on broadband… These new taxes will mean higher prices for consumers and more hidden fees that they have to pay.”

In his initial cursory overview of the plan, the commissioner said it would hinder broadband investment, slow network speed and expansion, limit outgrowth to rural areas of the country and reduce Internet service provider (ISP) competition.

“The plan saddles small, independent businesses and entrepreneurs with heavy-handed regulations that will push them out of the market,” Pai said. “As a result, Americans will have fewer broadband choices. This is no accident. Title II was designed to regulate a monopoly. If we impose that model on a vibrant broadband marketplace, a highly regulated monopoly is what we’ll get.

Feature, not bug.

h/t geoffb

23 Replies to ““If you like your internet, you can keep your internet” [Darleen Click]”

  1. bgbear says:

    a small price to pay for fairness

  2. cranky-d says:

    OT: Has anyone heard about the cub scout hike that went through the nude beach in San Diego?

    That happened to me there on a cub scout hike about 40 years ago. I’m sure it was the same beach.

    It’s a time-honored tradition.

  3. bgbear says:

    It was common where I grew up as well. Scouts and explorer scouts hiking through Guadalupe/Pismo dunes encountered bares. Parents laughed it off.

  4. sdferr says:

    Remaking is fun, we ought to admit. For instance:

    If you like your Westphalian Peace, you can keep it.

  5. McGehee says:

    If you like your deal, Lando Calrissian, you can keep your deal.

  6. eCurmudgeon says:

    Title II was designed to regulate a monopoly.

    Specifically, a government-owned monopoly – it’s not much of a stretch to see an end result of state and municipal-owned networks out the remnants of AT&T, Verizon, Comcast, etc. after their inevitable nationalization.

  7. cranky-d says:

    cranky-d remembers that “Constitution” thing we once had and sighs wistfully.

  8. Bobby B remembers that “Constitution” thing we once had and drinks heavily.

  9. newrouter says:

    the unregulated intertubes presents:

    sunday evening lies, deception and fraud

    Inside the Global Warming Scandal

  10. serr8d says:

    Rest assured that OFA will be favored, and winners. TEAParty efforts will find new subtle roadblocks sprung up. Other than that, you can keep your AOL.

  11. guinspen says:

    “And I thank the Lord for the people I have found.
    I thank the Lord for the people I have found.”

    Even when they’d four legs and a tail.

    Two years was a lifetime.
    Godspeed, sweet Lucy.

  12. happyfeet says:

    i like the internet fine just the way it is

    except for those annoying auto-play ads on Mr. instapundit’s site

    and google is a little creepy

    and i don’t think facebook serves any real purpose

  13. McGehee says:

    Proggs want to be able to order Google and Facebook off the internet if the kickbacks and bribes don’t measure up.

  14. McGehee says:

    And only progg-approved ads would be allowed, but they’d all be autoplay.

  15. guinspen says:

    And Protiens, even.

    Almost all of them, anyways.

  16. guinspen says:

    *Porkteins*

  17. guinspen says:

    And that was Homer on the whatcamacallit, for those of you scoring at home.

    Or was that Jethro?

    Crackers, who can tell?

  18. sdferr says:

    Eric Holder warbles a few bars of Sweet Lorraine — Ross Barbour lipsyncs.

  19. Did somebody mention Sweet Lorraine?…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUDunwo3FbU

    17 December 1946

    The Metronome All-Stars:
    Charlie Shavers: tp
    Lawrence Brown: tb
    Johnny Hodges: as
    Coleman Hawkins: ts
    Harry Carney: bs
    Nat “King” Cole: p
    B. Ahern : g
    Eddie Safranski: b
    Buddy Rich: dr
    Frank Sinatra:vo

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