Tactics that the Sopranos would love …
The New York State Democratic Committee is bullying people into voting next week with intimidating letters warning that it can easily find out which slackers fail to cast a ballot next Tuesday.
“Who you vote for is your secret. But whether or not you vote is public record,” the letter says.
“We will be reviewing voting records … to determine whether you joined your neighbors who voted in 2014.”
It ends with a line better suited to a mob movie than a major political party: “If you do not vote this year, we will be interested to hear why not.”
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“I died last year.”
“I died last year.”
Still a Win-Win for the Demonrats.
We thank you for that information and now you are a guaranteed all [D] voter in perpetuity.
Vote or die –and then vote.
– Dead you say, well it’s a bbbbiiiiiggg tent and we don’t discriminate against dead voters, so vote late and vote posthumously as often as you like. Absentee ballots are probably best since you likely won’t be attending in person.
Q.: “Who do zombies always vote absentee?”
A.: “Because they only vote Democrat, but if they went to the polls where Democrats vote, they’d starve.”
It was tooooooo coooooooooolllllllddddddd!!!
I received the same “Nice voting record you got there…” mailer here in GA. Big Brother and his minions are taking names. I wouldn’t piss on R nor D candidate on this year’s ballot, what you would call having a “piss-poor choice”.
– If a poll worker asks me if I voted this year I’m perfectly willing to inform them its none of their fucking business.