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Gwyneth Paltrow — Obama drone begs he be given “all of the power he needs” [Darleen Click]

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It’s a wonder she didn’t rip off her clothes, fall at his feet, and scream “DO ME, DO ME NOW” right in the middle of her fund-raiser-cum-worship-service.

Gwyneth Paltrow has won numerous awards for her acting, but speaking apparently came with some difficulty Thursday with President Barack Obama standing beside her.

“You’re so handsome that I can’t speak properly,” the actress, singer and food writer gushed after introducing Obama to several hundred supporters seated on white fold-out chairs in the lush backyard of her home in the movie star haven of Brentwood, a neighborhood in Los Angeles. […]

In a brief introduction punctuated by “ums,” Paltrow declared herself to be one of Obama’s biggest fans and said he’s an “incredible role model.”

“I am one of your biggest fans, if not the biggest, and have been since the inception of your campaign,” she said, adding that she thinks both of his campaigns and his presidency will be one of the most important and most scrutinized of all time.

Paltrow noted the approaching Nov. 4 midterm elections in which Democratic control of the Senate is at risk. She called it a “critical time” for Democrats and seemed to urge everyone to vote. “It would be wonderful if we were able to give this man all of the power that he needs to pass the things that he needs to pass,” she said.

Ah geez, I wonder how many times she slipped off her dinner chair.

Gag.

38 Replies to “Gwyneth Paltrow — Obama drone begs he be given “all of the power he needs” [Darleen Click]”

  1. sdferr says:

    An antidote to the stupidity — Steve Hayes: Failure Upon Failure The disintegration of the Obama presidency

  2. Parker says:

    Thank heavens there’s no cult of personality, here.

  3. sdferr says:

    But cult of pseudo-personality? We got plenty.

  4. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    For a too long time, I’ve pretty much viewed it as one of the triumphs of celebrity that people can assign interest and value to the musings of people who, to earn their daily bread, memorize the words and portray the emotions of strangers. And the epitome of that would been when actors/actresses/actsomethings are allowed to appear before and pronounce to our beloved Congress.

  5. Physics Geek says:

    I’m surprised she could talk with her mouth full.

  6. Parker says:

    There’s a reason that she and her ilk were once required to sleep outside the walls of the city.

    It was because they had no valid claim to the city’s defenses.

  7. serr8d says:

    Paging ‘feets!

    I’m’a allow you to get away with one of your woman-hating assclown-explosive vituperations right here and now, without fear of any push back or molestations.

    But just this once!

  8. McGehee says:

    The only thing a president is constitutionally empowered to pass, is gas. And maybe the occasional kidney stone.

    Or a HARP. Doctors are still baffled.

  9. “Ah geez, I wonder how many times she slipped off her dinner chair.”

    *squirtle*

  10. Drumwaster says:

    Gwyneth? Gwynnie, hun? I know you aren’t ever going to read this, because it is neither a script with a multi-million dollar-paycheck made out to you (and your agent), nor a fan magazine story kissing your cellulite-laden heiney, but maybe someone who cares about you will read it to you…

    Pay attention, now.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HYPOCRITICAL BINT. You are an example of everything that is wrong with Hollywood and none of which is right with this country. You are the spoiled brat scion of worthless parents who brought you up to believe that Fame – Wisdom, and have surrounded yourself with people who believe the same thing. That is no way to go through life, dearie.

    Your Dear Leader had two years of damned near veto-proof majorities in both Houses, and the only thing he managed to get passed were trillion-dollar deficits and the ruination of the Health INSURANCE industry, while doing absolutely nothing at fixing the problems with the Health CARE industry. Not to mention the elimination of any kind of real credibility the US might have once had before he took office, any kind of Full Faith and Credit the American citiznes might have once had with their government, what with abusing the IRS to punish “his enemies” (who were also American citizens, remember), the NSA to spy on the rest of you, gutting what protections the Constitutional Amendments may have once offered (such as the First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, Eighth, Fourteenth, et alia), selling guns to the drug gangs south of the border, refusing to admit there actually IS a southern border, abandoning our allies, encouraging our enemies, and demolishing what little value the currency has left.

    He may be “so handsome”, but he is as worthless as you are, with the added fact that he can’t even deliver a valid speech without a teleprompter, while you have the (not-at-all-rare) ability to memorize words written by people better and smarter than you. So if you really want to make the world a better place, take the money you would have given him, add in all the money you get from selling all those fancy clothes, expensive cars and that craptacular box you live in, and donate it to the nearest actual charity. If you need a place to live at that point, go rent an apartment and live paycheck to paycheck like all of the people you say have it easier than you do with those “14 hour days” you work. (ProTip: You wanna know what the rest of us call a “14 hour day”? Normality, but without the chance to get a do-over when a mistake is made.)

  11. BigBangHunter says:

    – Does anyone with more than two working brain cells need any further proof that Hollyweird is the modern equivalent of Sodom and Gomorrah, populated by fake people who are in reality, animated crash dummies?

  12. McGehee says:

    Anyone know if her mother ever voiced a political opinion in public?

  13. bgbear says:

    I would say this introduction could be used as a standard for the “Affirmative Consent” law.

    To be fair, I think Gwenyth meant give Obama power by helping keep the senate in D hands and to that I also say “no”.

  14. TaiChiWawa says:

    Which is the preferred term: “Gwynethian” or “Paltrovian” pretentiousness?

  15. LBascom says:

    “Does anyone with more than two working brain cells need any further proof that Hollyweird is the modern equivalent of Sodom and Gomorrah[?]”

    I think Hollywood could be Gomorrah, but Sodom is definitely San Francisco…

  16. BigBangHunter says:

    …And so was born the term “White bread”….

    – Thus endeth today’s lesson.

  17. bgbear says:

    With all the handsome men in Hollywood, she thinks Obama is handsome? Guess she didn’t want to wear her glasses in front of that crowd.

  18. LBascom says:

    Ha, I remember when Maxim Magazine made Michele O one of the top 100 hottest women in the world.

    Proggs see what they want to see; no more, no less.

  19. Silver Whistle says:

    I’m always suspicious of anyone with a collection of Coldplay CDs.

  20. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Speaking of stupid bints:

    “You know at this point, I think we’re past [repealing Obamacare]. I think it would’ve been much better if there’d been a bipartisan bill crafted in 2008 that had provisions that both parties could agree on, such as prohibiting insurance companies from discriminating against people with pre-existing conditions,” she said.

    “I think at this stage what we should do is a number of bills that would fix flaws[!] in Obamacare,” she continued. “I think we’re past the point of being able to repeal the bill altogether. And as you point out, there are some good[?] provisions in the bill, as well as some that have increased the cost of health care.”

    Anybody tries arguing you into voting Republican, point ’em to the beginning of Mark Levin’s show tonight. Levin pointed out Collins is chummy with Mitch McConnell before concluding the Republican party is a liberal party opposed to the radical Democrat party.

  21. dicentra says:

    It always baffles me that these people aren’t ashamed to be seen as participating in the cult of personality. Granted, a Hollywood airhead makes her living on that kind of stupidity, but you’d think she’d be more discreet in revealing herself to be that shallow and easily manipulated.

    Alas, no. They have no idea that they’re just like those crazy Austrians who greeted Hitler with flowers and fainting spells.

  22. Ernst Schreiber says:

    If she wasn’t shallow and easily manipulated, she wouldn’t be an actress in the first place, would she?

  23. eCurmudgeon says:

    For a too long time, I’ve pretty much viewed it as one of the triumphs of celebrity that people can assign interest and value to the musings of people who, to earn their daily bread, memorize the words and portray the emotions of strangers

    And how much longer will it be before they’re largely replaced with Idoru-style computer-generated simulacra?

    And would the current generation of Americans, raised on cartoons and video games, even notice the difference?

  24. RichardCranium says:

    Her job is to lie so convincingly that you believe that she is actually some other human being for a short period of time.

    Why would you listen to someone like that and believe any words issuing from his/her mouth?

  25. happyfeet says:

    we’re talking about a whore so fucking useless even Madonna told the dizzy cunt to get the fuck out of her life

    I think her import is more as a benchmark of the level president foodstamp is having to lower himself to these days

    kind like how that ugly ass bitch barbra streisand was for president herpes

  26. newrouter says:

    Gwyneth Paltrow- what’s “her/his/it” real name?

  27. McGehee says:

    Sycophant 8.0, with Service Pack 1.

  28. Ernst Schreiber says:

    we’re talking about a whore so fucking useless even Madonna told the dizzy cunt to get the fuck out of her life

    I thought that was Lady Gaga.

  29. happyfeet says:

    no Madonna and gwynnie used to be besties

    then they had a falling out

    then they kinda sorta made up

    Gaga doesn’t really run in the same circles as them

  30. BigBangHunter says:

    They all run in the same sort of circles, stuck on stupid in the Dexters laboratory sense of “s-t-u-u-u-p-i-d”.

  31. McGehee says:

    They all run in the same sort of circles

    And if they don’t stop I’ll nail their other feet to the floor.

  32. Neo says:

    I made a decision, back when the issue of whether John Lennon said the Beatles were “bigger than Jesus Christ,” that I was going to separate artists works from their personal beliefs.
    Paltrow looked great in Ironman. That doesn’t change when I also known she is an idiot.

  33. Hell, I liked her in Shakespeare In Love, but I was glad to see her as Patient Zero in Contagion [reports when it was released stated that audiences across the Fruited Plain cheered when she bought it in the first half-an-hour].

  34. BigBangHunter says:

    – Apparently TMZ, them of tabloid TV, were not impressed by the dimwitted bint, which is sort of strange since they love all the rest of the stupid Hollyweird Nazi’s.

    – Guess that’s a testimony to just how bad this train wreck of O’love is.

  35. I just re-watched Contagion.

    I forgot that the filmmakers were fairly hard on the CDC, especially for keeping news from the public but letting their families know what was really happening.

    http://makeupdrshari.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/screen-shot-2012-03-10-at-8-49-17-pm.png

  36. newrouter says:

    the cdc is telling you to go to the superdome. run the other way.

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