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BREAKING: USAG Eric Holder to resign [Darleen Click]

Either he figures he’s done enough for “his people” at this position, or some scandal is about to break that even his usual thuggish use of the DOJ can’t stop.

What will private citizen Holder do with his time? Editor at New York Times? Writer for National Inquirer? Not like there’s much of a difference, though the latter is probably requires more honesty ….

28 Replies to “BREAKING: USAG Eric Holder to resign [Darleen Click]”

  1. geoffb says:

    Rush just speculated that he’s clearing the way to be nominated for the next SCOTUS opening.

  2. McGehee says:

    I think he’s been offered the job of Solicitor General for the Islamic State.

  3. geoffb says:

    His courtroom awaits then.

  4. Physics Geek says:

    What will private citizen Holder do with his time?

    Hopefully his next job will be cleaning all of the bathrooms at Grand Central Station with his tongue, although that might be beyond him.

  5. Drumwaster says:

    What’s the over-under on the Presidential Pardon?

  6. Drumwaster says:

    I forgot to include the fact that one does not have to accept a Presidential Pardon, because there is the implicit acceptance that, by doing so, one is admitting that one has committed a crime against the United States which needs pardoning, and Holder might be willing to argue that he has broken no laws, Contempt of Congress be damned… (hey, I hold them in contempt routinely, so…)

  7. geoffb says:

    I’m betting on a recess appointment made after the elections around Christmas. Maybe Susan Rice, she’s malleable enough and lies easily.

  8. eCurmudgeon says:

    What’s the over/under that Obama will pick Bill Ayres in a recess appointment?

  9. eCurmudgeon says:

    And, of course, Obama will be receiving assistance from the very best of advisers.

  10. bgbear says:

    Kamala Harris.

  11. serr8d says:

    I think he’s been offered the job of Solicitor General for the Islamic State.

    #ISI sCream Man

  12. sdferr says:

    Hey now, there’s always FLOTUS to man the battlements — she’s a lawyer too, and if not Eric the Dread, who better to guard ClownCatastrophe’s back?

  13. bgbear says:

    Obama resigns. Biden nominates Barack to AG position and Michelle O to the VP position.

  14. BigBangHunter says:

    – This might be the reason if he thinks they’ve evaded and covered up as long as they can.

  15. BigBangHunter says:

    – Thus endeth our grand experiment in post racial America. Bumblefuck is getting more desperate by the day.

  16. BigBangHunter says:

    – In spite of their possible differences Jeff will like this as Malkin gets it right on Hicken-weasel.

  17. cranky-d says:

    When I first saw “Morris Dees” I though of “Morris Day” and very briefly wondered what a Prince sidekick be doing in office.

    Upon further contemplation, I think he would be a better choice than whoever ends up there.

  18. palaeomerus says:

    He’ll try to become a Supreme Court Justice of course. Hell they swallowed Kagan after gagging on Harriet Myers. Holder will get in.

  19. Now that the big boogeyman for some conservatives will be gone, can we finally shine an intense light on Valerie Jarrett?

    She has figuratively and literally been able to get away with Murder.

  20. BigBangHunter says:

    – As usual it’s not the numbskull in the oval office that’s the problem, he’s generally just a mouth piece and in jug ears case that’s never been truer. It’s the bastards that work just down the hall.

  21. geoffb says:

    Obama resigns. Biden nominates Barack to AG position and Michelle O to the VP position.

    Then Biden resigns and Lurleen becomes…….

  22. McGehee says:

    Now that the big boogeyman for some conservatives will be gone, can we finally shine an intense light on Valerie Jarrett?

    ANTICOCKROACHIST!

  23. BigBangHunter says:

    …also I’d forgotten about this it’s been so damn long. Man these bastards are expert at slow rolling and evading.

  24. Actually, McGehee, I’m an ANTICHRISTIST.

  25. McGehee says:

    Christie is a cockroach.

  26. BigBangHunter says:

    – The legacy media just can’t break old habits. Justice may yet prevail.

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