There are things no fiction writer ever would dare attempt
A mother with an interesting take on empowering female children, pseudonym Autumn, signed up to bring in baked goods to her child’s class.
But when Autumn arrived, tray in hand, every single cookie was shaped like a vagina. The teacher noted that every kind of vagina was represented, including “small, puffy, white, brown, shaved, bald, and even a fire crotch.” They were frosted accordingly.
When the teacher told Autumn that the cookies were inappropriate, the mother began yelling about the importance of young children learning about sexuality. Autumn left the cookies and stormed out.
But later that night, the teacher got an email rant that will go down in history as one of the most anti-feminist* [sic] pieces ever written. You have to read it to believe it, especially the part where Autumn wishes domestic violence on the teacher.
*The writer hasn’t had much contact with the type of “feminist” that dominates academia and media.
This must be the dumbest person on the planet. I pity the poor child, if this is real. I can’t really believe anyone could be that stupid, but I am continually amazed at our growing Idiocracy. The expressions “lack of disrespect” and “we be” indicate a eubonics mish-mash that is too ignorant to believe. If this is a real story, I fear for our future. Personally, I wouldn’t trust what she put in those cookies.
so what happened to the cookies
That’s the sort of mail that gets a visit from Family Services, especially the teaching kids about “pleasing” the vagina part. Otherwise, I second Angel’s comment above.
This is the sort of illiteracy that “black culture” appears to celebrate.
They are doomed, but then again, so are we.
I don’t blame her for being upset about the “lack of disrespect” that she was shown.
I don’t think that ‘parent’ must default to black, eubonics notwithstanding. Recall, when today’s yoot use “texting-style” to convey their thoughts, not only do they rape the English, they forever tarnish their writing skills.
Nishi and ‘feets, exemplar texting rapiers.
That vagina cookie…ringing a bell..
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Ah! found it (by aroma?) Dan Collins, 2007…
Oh, my. The comments in that thread…
The only way that story could be any worse is if her 2nd grader was a boy.
One would like to think so, wouldn’t one?
Sadly, I suspect Family Services is too busy following up on parents who let their kids walk to the store by themselves, or play at the park without adult supervision, or leave their school-age kids unatttendend in a parked car for five minutes.
Hopefully the school gets the counselor in on this and brings this mother in for some serious discussions on the home life of the poor kid.
Most likely the cookies were arrested for public lewdness, booked, photographed and eaten in the Officer’s coffeeroom, thereby achieving their mission: passing on Herpes Simplex type II to the next unwitting victims. Unless no-one called the cops and they merely made the trip down the hall to the Teacher’s lounge.
Oh, my. The comments in that thread…
I miss those days. That thread is a scream.
I have a feeling that autocorrect saved that irate mother’s bacon.
In the news: our ClownCatastrophe droned the UN with bombast today. Everyone die a little, but no one was killed outright.
Greetings:
I would appreciate some more in-depth information on the cookies’ frosting, please.
Where’s the penetrating reportage when we need it?
(American Pie movie reference self-denounced.)
Where’s the penetrating reportage when we need it?
It’s on the tips of their tongues McG.
i.e., it’s coming
In point of fact, most men cannot find that article without guidance.
– In Mandys case no man will ever get close enough to try.
Why would they want to, BBH, expect, perhaps, that they’re necrophiliacs?
‘except’
any crazy ones?
I’ve spent a little bit of time now thinking about this e-mail episode, not because of the silly sexual context it displays, but because of the happenstance that today we hear another story concerning Colorado High School kids making protest against the possibility that their local School Board would condition the teaching of history in their schools with requirements — positive requirements as the School Board sees them — that American history be taught with a view to (quoting here) *** “promote citizenship, patriotism, essentials and benefits of the free-market system, respect for authority and respect for individual rights” and don’t “encourage or condone civil disorder, social strike or disregard of the law.” ***
So I began to think about the cookie-baking mother’s letter (apart from its silliness) in the broader context, taking it seriously, which is to say taking it in the fundamentally important context of teaching; of this mother’s opinion of teaching; of how this mother believes she has something to teach the teacher, and not merely about what is taught (vaginas taught to little boys who don’t have them and therefore are the most ignorant of their truths), but about the lowliness of teaching itself (women’s work! ).
Granted that thinking of this sort is highly abstract, since it requires substituting for the plain sexual matter of the article an “X”, an X to stand for any subject matter or all potential subject matters.
When thinking through that business in the letter, I think we can find many things about teaching, some false but also some true things, albeit true things obscured in confusion and we may say, a kind of ignorance. Still, these are important things, known even to the ignorant who don’t recognize that they know them.
But what?
Mothers teach. They may teach poorly or they may teach well, but it does appear that they have little choice in whether they teach or not.
Women’s work!
And if we look a bit, we do see that women teach. Women teach and not just mothers. Women teach men. Women teach men about men, as well as about women. On calm reflection, even this cookie-baking mother might be willing to say so. She may even be willing to admit to the necessity, but surely to her preferences that she be permitted to teach others — whether she would teach falsehoods or otherwise — for she determines her own ambitions.
I try to disrespect everyone equally until I get to know them better.
I guess it goes without saying this if this had been a father bringing in penis shaped cookies. . .
– For sometime now one of lifes little pleasures has been dropping comment bombs in the hallways of the HuffNPoop star chamber, but with all the cluster fucks promulgated by Clown disaster and his keystone kabinet its reaching a fever pitch of confusion, self doubt, and remorse among the Progressive morons of the Left.
– The Syrian invasion has just expanded a rich target field into a galactic dense system. Example:
“Interesting how when a couple of in the tank Lefty journalists get whacked that’s all it takes for Progressives to completely reverse 15 years of anti-war rant and say its cool now. Bush wages war and he’s Hitler, Bumblehead does it and he’s a leader. What a bunch of total fakes.”
– Then you have to step back as the nitwits swarm.
– Surprisingly they post things before they delete them, and I’ve attained the heady title of “top commentator”, which given the cesspool tastes of Progressives is probably akin to just a little bit better than a serial killer.
What is really sad is it is not the dead journalists that bothers them but, Obama’s tarnished image due to the dead journalists.
They got the lefty ball rolling but, it is heading for the rough.
Not any more.
Government’s work.
Willing pawns, our modern teachers and school administrators, to government’s whims become edicts. Can’t blame them for following blindly the government’s directives and ‘suggestions’, because, well, they are, for the most part, unionized government employees. Doubly negative, that, AFAIC.
I read this article, I think “Era of King Louis XV”
MHz networks sometimes runs “Nicolas Le Floch,” a French murder mystery (each episode featuring at least one sword fight) set in that era, just before the Revolution.
Damn, that society was corrupt. Men without chests (whiteface and lipstick), playing politics with commoners’ lives, and every woman a ho.
Every one.
More numerous than the sword fights are the scenes wherein Our Hero gets busy with one floozy or another. All the married people have lovers, semi-respectable women set themselves up in little apartments to receive clients, and all the women flaunted their sexuality. No coyness, no innuendo, no scandalizing (because it’s normal).
Because the series was made by contemporary Frenchmen, I couldn’t tell if they disapproved of the licentiousness. They were pretty good with making the simpering sycophants distasteful, but the slatternly women weren’t portrayed as Bad.
Meh. It’s the French. Their concept of l’amour is a mile wide and an inch deep.
A mile wide and and inch deep? Pray keep Cornel West’s disingenuous grin out of this!
11B40,
Does that mean you didn’t click the link?
low iq african women offend me.
Still, the cookies were gobbled up, lickety-split.
InfoWars, Serr8d?
Vagina Cookie would be a good name for a Bond Girl.
Cookie Galore was an autogyro pilot.
Bob, seems that Mikael (Troublesome Investigative Journalist Likely Hated by Obama) Thalen’s story correctly reported some interesting facts. Where else would we have heard these things, that a high school in Alabama got secret marching orders from the NSA, and subsequently kicked out students for posting photos with guns on Facebook? Not from any mainstream media source, I’m guessing.
Shame it had to be posted there, at Infowars, though..I’ve no use for the person of Alex Jones. Does he serve a purpose? Beyond nutcrackery, I mean?
Oh, I also blame Drudge for linking the thing.. )
Yeah, what is it with Drudge doing that? I would think he cares about his reputation.
I think Drudge’s business model is based on traffic; some of the links are pure clickbait.