Uterus Dialogues [Darleen Click]
Me: Since you’ve been in retirement, we haven’t spoken much. But I’m sure you must have some insight into the Hobby Lobby decision.
Me: Come on now. The sisterhood is knotting its Fallopian Tubes over this. Granted, most Vagina Warriors are prone to hysterics anytime any one even hints to them to let go of the little kids’ table – so do you think it is too optimistic to expect them to, you know, actually read the decision rather than go-off on their own rewrite of it?
Me: I’m just trying to get your take here — since the sistahs have declared only uteri opinion matters, penis people need to SHUT UP! and all. Though, the irony of them wanting this special privilege based on what they usually demand we accept as just a social construct is amusing. And the whole narrative that this has anything to do with their sex lives is particularly precious. I just want to pat them on the head and say “Honey, sometimes it really isn’t all about you. Here’s a cookie.”
Me: Yeah, I know. It is quite embarrassing to watch females of the Womyn’s Studies & Perpetual Outrage Sorority so publicly demonstrate their studied ignorance of the reality of working for a living, running a business or even a rudimentary understanding of the Constitution.
Me: Well, I did want to keep this short. Vulva has been (you should pardon the pun) flapping her lips lately demanding to know why she is celebrated by art, candy, even theater, but it is her neighbor, Vagina, who gets all credit.
Me: Peace out.
Tags: hobby lobby, scotus, vagina warriors