“Planned Parenthood: ‘Health Care Inequality Undeniably Linked to…Racism’”
Whereas Planned Parenthood itself — a Margaret Sanger joint, itself responsible for incredibly high rates of abortions among African American women — well, you know: it’s a liberal thing, so it can’t possibly be racist. Just like Bull Connor was an evil conservative; Fulbright and Gore Sr were carrying the Republican flag when they fought the Civil Rights Act; Klan Kleagle Dem Senator Robert Byrd didn’t just hate just black niggers, but white niggers as well, as he made helpfully clear during a national interview; Fred Phelps is a big fan of the Tea Party; and our first half black President has done so much to help the black community that it is now thriving as never before.
In the land of unicorns and building false narratives out of whole cloth, Democrats are goodly kings and the champions of all those in need. Who they would absolutely despise if they couldn’t count on their votes. Master expects a bit of gratitude, you see. There. Now that’s a good boy.