January 20, 2014

First World Problems: Women ‘duped’ into shaving their legs by EVIL capitalists … [Darleen Click]

Deja Vu 1960′s when hippies didn’t clip or shave anything.

The capitalist drive to convince us that female body hair is unnatural and unclean has been alarmingly successful. The removal industry is worth millions, and uncountable women are ashamed of and distressed by their post-pubescent hair. But the industry is greedy. It must now convince the world that female pubic hair is dirty too. It must now convince people that male body hair is equally unacceptable.

So why, if women were so easily duped in the 20th century, are they seemingly wilier now, seemingly more willing to reject the shame heaped on their hairy privates? [...]

How could I try to claim that my pubic hair was feminine and acceptable when I was so ashamed of the hair on my legs or under my arms?

Let’s not at all take into consideration that businesses usually follow fashion trends, not make them … and many who do try fail miserably because consumers reject them.

No, the poor precious princesses of the West are so easily swayed, so gullible they can’t be trusted with a razor.

But, lets trust them in positions of power and authority!

Well, only the smart leftwinger of ‘em who are now jumping on the hirsute fashion trend. How hilariously ironic.

Posted by Darleen @ 2:19pm
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  1. i bet kate middleton’s royal hoo-ha is shaved clean as a whistle and heavily perfumed to boot

    not just cause she’s a whore but also cause she doesn’t have a real job

  2. - I wondered how long it was going to take the Lefty skank’s to start bitching about responsibility for personal grooming. Like avoiding every other form of responsibility, they never disappoint do they. Morons.

    - In other news, the only thing more enjoyable than seeing Belichick get his ass kicked is seeing him whine when he gets out-cheated on the field. Awesome!

  3. It is not possible to take seriously a man who waxes.

  4. what if he brings you a tasty ice cold glass of coke zero

  5. Nope. I like my dudes au naturale.

  6. - Maybe not so much crazy, maybe just very passionate.

  7. - Note to gamblers: Manning can’t score if hes not on the field. That’s exactly how San Diego beat him the first time, so its up to the Seahawks defense, pure and simple.

  8. Imagine my surprise, when I read a post involving a women’s issue, and see that the first comment is the yellow menace exhibiting his pathological hatred of the fairer sex.

    I know we’ve suggested this before, happyfeet, but it bears repeating: seek professional help. You’re a deeply damaged, twisted little man, but you can get better, if you’re willing to work at it.

  9. the royal hoo-ha is immaculately groomed

    cause of when Mr. Prince William comes home he says, “hey princess, you had ONE JOB…”

    and she says, “check me out my prince – clean as a whistle!”

    “That’s my good girl,” says William, approvingly.

    And all is well in the kingdom.

  10. happy, we talked about this last week. You are going to stop this obsession with bashing the wimmins.

  11. man

    this is just a princess she doesn’t really count

  12. No, really, it’s perfectly fine. Lefty wymmins, go right ahead with this. Reduce your procreation likelihood ever further. Leave having babies to us Godbotherers, we’ll raise ‘em right.

  13. I’m waiting for them to declare bathing to be bourgeoisie. Again.

    It will be . . . fragrant. Like the 60s.

  14. From the article…

    “Before the first world war, virtually no American woman shaved her legs.”

    …good god, that writer is dense.

    Before the first world war, virtually no American woman showed any part of her leg in public. Look at shorpy.com for examples.

  15. “Patriots quarterback Tom Brady on Seahawks’ Richard Sherman: ‘We win with graciousness..”

    - Except, of course, on those many occasions when Terrible Tom was too busy being a spoiled brat sore loser to bother to be gracious.

    - The graciousness that his coach and him have displayed over the years has earned them the sobriquet of most unpopular and disliked bunch in the NFL.

  16. - Wonder who will win in feets “war on women”.

    - (Well I don’t really….that was full metal jacket sarc of course.)

  17. I believe it also earned them the sobriquet of “maximum allowable fine imposed by the league,” or something like that.

  18. - The last line in that article probably shows the reason for all the step-on-dick panic and poor knee-jerk responses at the WH nr: “The latest RealClearPolitics average of polls finds just 40% of Americans now support Obamacare.”

  19. - The Proggies just keep crossing their knees and hoping for a miracle, but in fact the average of the key demographic they need for any chance for OCare to succeed keeps dropping with each passing day. They need at least 40%. Last tally was less than 23%.

    - Sinking right along with Bumblefucks approval ratings.

    - The other metric that’s damning is that of those that have supposedly signed up, (the administration has been forced to admit they cannot figure out how many are actually paid policy holders), over 60% already had insurance, typically with lower premiums.

  20. So I’m guessing Marx would have been down with the granny panties?

  21. Before the first world war, virtually no American woman showed any part of her leg in public.

    Yep, and shaving was an arduous task for even the menz. It was safety razors (WWI) and burma shave (1925) that removed the ubiquitous beard from public.

  22. If I understand correctly, we’ve got another whiny screed about ladyparts. However. these ladyparts are being oppressed by the patriarchy through use of a razor and soap and water.

    These people really need to seek help with their obsession.

  23. We don’t have the hair shame much here in Humboldt County.

    Google Humboldt Honey.

  24. I’m waiting for them to declare bathing to be bourgeoisie. Again. It will be . . . fragrant. Like the 60s

    We still have that here, too. I just pretend I’m overseas in some 3rd world toilet and drink my beer quietly.

    It’s nineteen sixtyfiftythree here in Humboldt County.

  25. Actually, ‘feets at 3:09 PM was funny.

  26. I can hardly wait for the increase in body pests due to the increase in body hair.

  27. wiki

    >The custom of shaving every day among American men is a 20th-century innovation which was started after World War I. Men were required to shave daily so their gas masks would fit properly and this became much easier with the advent of the disposable safety razor which was standard issue during the war.<

  28. We don’t have the hair shame much here in Humboldt County.

    Reminding me of the line by Joe Bob Briggs that in some parts of the country, your very life might depend on telling someone with a straight face that you find size-13 women’s Birkenstocks quite attractive…

  29. Ugh, feminists just can’t stop obsessing and debating about their genitalia.

    Honey, if you still believe someone else has control over your lady bits you haven’t been paying attention.

  30. Ugh, feminists just can’t stop obsessing and debating about their genitalia.

    - Which garners at least two stock responses:

    - “Well yeah…its a dirty job but someone has to do it.”

    - “Well yeah…If they don’t do it no one else will.”

  31. Ladies?

    If you keep your pants on, nobody will ever know.

  32. Other possibilities not mentioned could be keeping the extra point but moving the kicking spot farther back, or offering more point values for farther-distance kicks, but that’s starting to get into circus-game territory.

    - The NFL commission toys with ideas to punch up the scoring system in feetsball.

    - Maybe a system where the field and line judges call a reasonably accurate game might be more helpful, but whatever.

  33. That sounds very judgmental, dicentra.

    Tsk, tsk.

  34. SGTTed, we call them Granola Chicks in these here parts.

  35. Other possibilities not mentioned could be keeping the extra point but moving the kicking spot farther back, or offering more point values for farther-distance kicks, but that’s starting to get into circus-game territory.

    - The NFL commission toys with ideas to punch up the scoring system in feetsball.

    I’d rather see field goals and “taking a knee” eliminated. Maybe move the play clock to 25-30 seconds as well…

  36. “Well yeah…If they don’t do it no one else will.”

    Promise?

    If they stopped twat-gazing they might notice that in other parts of the world women are treated worse than animals. Nah, much easier to be a warrior against imaginary hair shame. These “feminists” don’t have %0.01 the guts that Ayaan Hirsi Ali has.

  37. if she cuts herself while shaving is that fgm? is it sharia compliant?

  38. Hell, as member in good standing in the guy club, I’m very interested in lady bits and parts. But people like Emer O’Toole take it to a whole different and unhealthy level.

  39. all this genitalia obsession is much like navel gazing in a collapsing society

  40. That sounds very judgmental, dicentra.

    Damn straight.

    The patriarchy only wishes it could oppress my pudenda with its preferences.

  41. di: I demand that you get one of those cool little landing-strip jobbies. Chop chop!

    … waiting

    … drums fingers on desk

    Damnit! Okay, how’n hell is this whole Oppressive Hetronormative Patriarchy thingy supposed to work, exactly, when the wimmenfolk just ignore Perfectly Reasonable Requests from random male-ish strangers? It’s like everything I’ve ever been told is a lie.

    Oh well, maybe I knock on my neighbor’s door and oppress them via my Inherent Sparkly Whiteness. Our very own president has assured me that that one still works.

  42. Patriots quarterback Tom Brady on Seahawks’ Richard Sherman: “We win with graciousness..”

    Sherman to Brady: “You mad, bro?”

  43. If it wasn’t for women, all men would have beards. And everyone could tell, even if they kept their pants on.

    I blame the matriarchy.

  44. Men are from Kronos; Women are from Romulus.

  45. - Note to gamblers: Manning can’t score if hes not on the field. That’s exactly how San Diego beat him the first time, so its up to the Seahawks defense, pure and simple.

    This time, they’ll have 11 men on the field. Most of the deep-throated Seattle Shithawk fans will be left behind on the far-Left coast.

    Let them suck rain.

  46. “Women duped into shaving their legs”

    There’s the newest Cause MÇhelle can take up:
    “Women, stop shaving! Go it like a Wookie! SHAVING is RAPING!”

  47. I’m going to go rape my legs a bit later.

    Before I go to the gym.

  48. If you keep your pants on, nobody will ever know.

    My husband might notice.

  49. Given that women’s fashions are driven almost exclusively by horrible, hateful women and gay men, how is it that TEH PATRIARCHY is to blame?

  50. What, no pedophilia angle added for good measure?

  51. I don’t shave anything anymore. I killed it.

  52. If people were not gullible and susceptible to false persuasive tactics, there would be no successful Democratic politicians.

  53. Stubble on the face can be ignored by the bearer.

    Stubble in the nether regions cannot.

  54. Which points, in a way, toward one of the natural purposes of hair sitting within the folds of the body: lubrication.

  55. dicentra says January 21, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Stubble on the face can be ignored by the bearer.

    My neck begs to differ. Stubble on the throat catches in the collar, and individual whiskers get pulled when you turn your head.

  56. “Men are from Kronos; Women are from Romulus.”

    So if I understand you correctly men are trading old D7 hulls and disruptors to women in exchange for access to cloaking and plasma torpedo technology, in order to counter the expansion of the Federation? And men are about to undergo severe head structure mutations in the next five or so years? And women are going to wear checked, loose sleeved blazers with shoulder pads and bowl cuts for the next 80 years before they grant absolute rule to psychic bat people and Tom Hardy and then their sun will blow up because they trusted a really old Spock which makes them go back in time and somehow cause Federation starships to look like an Apple Store ?

  57. With a few minor errors, yes, Palaeo.

  58. Well you know what they say. You give a woman a D7 and eventually she’ll paint a damned bird on the bottom of it.

  59. Too true, Palaeo, too true.
    [ vaj teHqu', Palaeo, vaj teHqu']

  60. Dal ‘ej tlhoy loQ nagh ngaSpu’ Homvetlh HIq. pong organians chenmoH ‘oH ‘e’ vIHar.

  61. That’s supposed to be “This organian beer is boring but I like the little rocks they put in it.”

  62. Sorry it took so long to respond, Palaeo. I was with my wife who is an Orion Slave Girl, IYKWIMAITYD.

  63. Stubble in the nether regions cannot.

    Voice of experience?

    Nevermind ;)

  64. Which points, in a way, toward one of the natural purposes of hair sitting within the folds of the body: lubrication.

    Hair’s most important function, biologically speaking, is to keep the hair-covered area warmer than the ambient. Men, naturally the hunters, evolved significantly more hair than women, who stayed home in the caves. When the men returned, they’d keep the women sufficiently…covered, and warm.

    /ducks

  65. I’m still trying to figure out when capitalism became synonymous with something progressives don’t like.

  66. It’s capitalism that the progressives don’t like, so anything resulting from it is sufficient to offend. They don’t need a reason, just an excuse…

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