December 3, 2013

“Obama political group sets house parties for Newtown shooting anniversary”

Never let a crisis (or if needs be, the anniversary of one) go to waste. And as a corollary? Make sure to bring plenty of chips, dip, music, and festive progressive cheer. After all, it’s not often you get to use the murder of elementary school children as a chance to throw a raucus set of house parties meant to galvanize your constituency into going after those in no way responsible for the monstrous act — all for potential political gain.

Christ. It’s enough to give lefties a hard on!

– Which is why they might want to bring the X, or some poppers, or — for the really adventurous — Diphenhydramine. Because nothing says “how can we throw a house part to exploit the death of a bunch of kids?” like heightened sexual arousal and vulcanic orgasms.

Ghoulish? Says you. Making a difference and enjoying the pleasures of the flesh at the same time? Now that’s Orgasming for Action!

Posted by Jeff G. @ 10:46am
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  1. Any day now, I expect, we’ll come to see OFA praising the work of the formerly diabolical Rassmussen polling organization, for just as with Adam Lanza, they’ll take their friends wherever they can find them.

  2. Once I attended a Claudine Longet après-ski party and that felt quite wrong. But that was for fun, and for ridiculing her conviction, not for the advancement of PARTY. I recalled at that time a friend who lives there say he saw Longet on a plane out of Aspen to Mexico with her married lawyer, after testifying, *clasps hands together, tilts head in beatific rapture* “I was at ‘ome praying wiz my children.”

    Ah this, wiki: Critical reaction to the verdict and sentencing was exacerbated when she subsequently vacationed with her defense attorney, Ron Austin, who was married at the time; Longet and Austin later married and still live in Aspen.) After the criminal trial, the Sabich family initiated civil proceedings to sue Longet. The case was eventually resolved out of court, with the provision that Longet never tell or write about her story.

  3. Ghouls.

  4. Darleen posts on Thanksgiving about a blatant attempt to politicize Thanksgiving on behalf of ClownDisasterFail: tasteless!

    Obamarrhoids for Action stage a party on the anniversary of Newtown: legitimate!

    /concern troll

  5. If I decide I have to break bad to pay for a kidney or something, I think I will target one of these house parties. No one should be armed right?

  6. Sick.
    Nothing is off-limits when it comes to promoting their agenda, eh?

  7. Do we get to see the ME reports? One picture worth a thousand shots, or something like that?

  8. When I said democrats like nothing better than to roll around in the blood of a massacre I wasn’t kkidding. They don’t see victims. They see poker chips. Tragedy(not in the literary sense)? Nope! They see opportunity.

  9. Never let a crisis–or a mass shooting of children–go to waste.

    God have mercy on what’s left of their souls. (They rather remind me of the Nazgul, who gained power–temporarily–at the cost of their humanity.)

  10. I’d say they’re worse than the Nazgul, who at least, in their defense, didn’t know any better than to mistrust gift-bearing “reformed” Maiar.

  11. I’d say they’re worse than the Nazgul, who at least, in their defense, didn’t know any better than enough to know to mistrust gift-bearing “reformed” Maiar.

    frakkin racken garrhg

  12. One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

  13. But it’s free! FREE!

    why do you Republicans think only the rich should have rings?

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