“Obama political group sets house parties for Newtown shooting anniversary”
Never let a crisis (or if needs be, the anniversary of one) go to waste. And as a corollary? Make sure to bring plenty of chips, dip, music, and festive progressive cheer. After all, it’s not often you get to use the murder of elementary school children as a chance to throw a raucus set of house parties meant to galvanize your constituency into going after those in no way responsible for the monstrous act — all for potential political gain.
Christ. It’s enough to give lefties a hard on!
– Which is why they might want to bring the X, or some poppers, or — for the really adventurous — Diphenhydramine. Because nothing says “how can we throw a house part to exploit the death of a bunch of kids?” like heightened sexual arousal and vulcanic orgasms.
Ghoulish? Says you. Making a difference and enjoying the pleasures of the flesh at the same time? Now that’s Orgasming for Action!