Unfortunately, it turns out the major media — in addition to being an activist arm of the progressive movement — are also given to bouts of (well-deserved) self-loathing, and being treated like lowly useful idiots by someone so Historic and Transformative as Barack Hussein Obama….well, that’s like letting Madonna take a shit on you on stage, or getting to sniff and then cuddle one of Kurt Cobain’s vomit-riddled t-shirts!  Sure, it’s humiliating and dehumanizing.  But dude:  it’s Madonna and Kurt! 

— And it’s Obama, who is half black, and who hangs out with domestic terrorists, communists, and the radical chic among the anti-Jew movements of the world — and that’s when he’s not having Jay-Z over for spritzers, or Sarah Silverman over for a game of pin the tail on the teabaggers!

Honestly:  How many people can say they’ve been personally pissed on by a guy in an iconic poster (that was, of course, ripped off from other iconic posters. But still)?

Few, the answer is.  Vanishingly few.  So.  Sometimes being the gimp ain’t half bad, something Mr Franken needs to take heed of.  And which is something you mortals who’ve never been soiled by the utter disdain of GREATNESS will never understand.

THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE OBAMANOTHER!