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“Obama Orders Navy Seals To Remove ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Navy Jack From Uniforms”

Which, for me, presents a simple solution: have it tattooed on your neck. That’s been my plan for a while now. And I think it may just be time to do it. As Squid has pointed out on several occasions here, the rattle snake is a gracious creature, its rattle acting as a warning to those who may wish to continue invading its space or poking at it with a stick. It is an aural shot across the bow, so to speak, providing provocateurs time to reconsider their aggressive postures.

And before you ask it, I’m already one step ahead of you: If one were to have the Navy Jack tattoed on his neck and Obama then demands its removal, be prepared to tell him that, if he wants it gone, he’d best be prepared take your head with it. Or else he should consider fucking right off.

(h/t Patrick Dollard on Twitter)

32 Replies to ““Obama Orders Navy Seals To Remove ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Navy Jack From Uniforms””

  1. dicentra says:

    Trouble is, he’d take you up on it, then blame you for the provocation, and it would stick.

    Widow and orphans.

  2. happyfeet says:

    i have no opinion on the patches I don’t really think enlisting in the armed forces of a fascist whorestate is necessarily something we want to encourage the youth of our nation to be doing with their one god-given life, even if they get cool patches

  3. sdferr says:

    It’s, well, you know, “Whose uniform?” — it’s His uniform.

  4. eCurmudgeon says:

    Soon to follow the lead of the Air Force for alternative uniform emblems?

  5. leigh says:

    I’ve known a number of SEALs. If they want to wear the patch, they’re gonna wear the patch.

  6. Squid says:

    Trouble is, he’d take you up on it, then blame you for the provocation, and it would stick.

    I hardly think so. For starters, the Half-Choom Prince would never get his hands dirty, nor would any of the upper echelon. That means that they’d need to find a hatchetman willing to take on some pissed-off soldiers, sailors, and Marines.

    These assholes might be willing to stick their fingers up your great-aunt’s ass at the airport, but they’re not about to lay a finger on anybody who can fight back.

  7. Squid says:

    I love the pink patch. You can rest assured that I absolutely would. not. fuck. with anybody wearing that patch.

  8. palaeomerus says:

    It’s an Airforce patch human interest story with a picture of an actor in a movie about navy carrier pilots (of planes that don’t even fly anymore) wearing it.

  9. leigh says:

    I think we made an educated guess a few weeks ago that McVain started calling himself “Maverick” around the time “Top Gun” was released.

    (I’ve met Tom Cruise and he is a tiny jerk with a Napoleon complex.)

  10. sdferr says:

    . . . that don’t even fly anymore . . .

    ‘cept for maybe rarely every now and then round about Iran, and never off carriers there.

  11. Libby says:

    Maybe Obama and his hand-picked military leaders think this will make it easier for the troops to fire on US citizens? They’ve already updated their training to identify Christians and Tea Party-type groups as potential terrorists.

  12. Squid says:

    Maybe Obama and his hand-picked military leaders think this will make it easier for the troops to fire on US citizens?

    Boy, are they in for a surprise. It’s like nobody ever told them about non-coms.

  13. bgbear says:

    That’s it. I say we close Guantanamo, give it to Obama to start his own country and send all his human drones with him.

  14. Bob Reed says:

    Disgusting…

    Makes me wonder how long before my beloved skull and bones go by the wayside. Although I tend to favor the Chi Rho for my own personal use these days, I fail to see how discarding a 200 year tradition works in anyone’s favor.

    Save for, you know, self-important paranoiacs who despite being self declared apotheoses of tolerance and diversity are antitheses of either.

    My regards to all.

  15. leigh says:

    Hi, Bob! We miss you.

  16. McGehee says:

    My new avatar communicates something a little more personal, referring to the attempt by a king to outlaw my entire clan. He’s gone — we’re still here.

    I do have ancestors that took part in helping to win the Revolution, but the current crisis strikes me as a tad more atavistic, so…

  17. John Bradley says:

    Damnit McGehee, now I no longer have any desire to head out to Marlboro Country… where the flavor is.

  18. happyfeet says:

    i’m sorry about what happened to your clan nobody should have to go through that

  19. SBP says:

    Big Zero might want to look into what happened to Roman Emperors who got on the wrong side of the Praetorian Guard.

    Given that Howard Zinn never wrote about it, he probably isn’t familiar with that aspect of history.

  20. SBP says:

    Good to see you, Bob.

  21. McGehee says:

    Don’t be sorry, pikachu. Like I said: we’re still here.

  22. happyfeet says:

    the devil went down to georgia and he was looking for a soul to steal and he’d never seen braveheart so he hadn’t planned very well and clan mcgehee put paid to his soul-stealing aspirations that day and then after that they played bagpipes

    the end

  23. newrouter says:

    the end
    will there be a sequel?

  24. sdferr says:

    *** Maybe Obama is telling Netanyahu that if he fails to keep faith with the fake talks, Obama will tip Iran off to an impending Israeli strike on its nuclear facilities. ***

    Y’know, it’s ever more plausible with every passing day.

  25. McGehee says:

    Every day, nr. Every day.

  26. Pablo says:

    I can’t imagine why Bibi would tip his hand to Obama in the first place.

  27. sdferr says:

    Sometimes it has been necessary to depend on emergency resupply of parts and munitions, is the way that story goes, I reckon. Hence the need to maintain a heap of happy-talk, lest some similar eventuality arise in future.

    But of course, Pambasileias ClownDisaster doesn’t bother to ask the Americans their opinion of any potential abandonment of Israel to the Muzzie. He doesn’t need to know what he doesn’t want to know.

  28. happyfeet says:

    we love you albert

  29. Danger says:

    Aooogaah! Rocketman off the bow!

    How is The Casa Reed reconstruction going Bob?

  30. McGehee says:

    Le spam d’Albert est mort.

  31. sdferr says:

    Merci.

    Was there a connection between le spam d’Albert, and the 2 “Warning: Unknown: — etc.” lines that appeared at the bottom of post pages for a time this morning? Or just co-inkydink?

  32. McGehee says:

    I’m still seeing those warning lines. I suspect a version mismatch between some plugin and PW’s WordPress platform.

    Jeff, I’ve read that with 3.7 or newer, WordPress updates become automatic. I’ve certainly found the manual updates fairly painless on my site.

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