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“Global warming gets nearly twice as much taxpayer money as border security”

Which, if you think about it, makes sense: low-skill Mexicans coming across the border are going to wreck the environment with their panting CO2 omissions whether they’re here or not. So. May as well keep them closer to home, where they can at least perhaps be rehabilitated.

In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the GOP use this as part of their argument for pushing comprehensive immigration reform — along with the fact that the Spanish version of the ObamaCare website is set to be up and working as early as November.

Serendipity!

31 Replies to ““Global warming gets nearly twice as much taxpayer money as border security””

  1. bgbear says:

    Oh. let them all in, according to Kerry we’ll all be dead anyways or something like that.

  2. Squid says:

    Forget the Mexicans — let in the Cubans! If they can fix up my sorry carcass with half the skill they bring to a ’53 Ford, then our looming surgeon shortage is solved!

  3. palaeomerus says:

    That’s awfully weird what with border security being the law of the land and all…

  4. leigh says:

    Why don’t we just stake a claim to Mexico and be done with it?

  5. Slartibartfast says:

    In the long run, we’re all dead.

    So: fuck it.

  6. palaeomerus says:

    “Why don’t we just stake a claim to Mexico and be done with it?”

    Been there. Done that.

  7. leigh says:

    Well, then we’re practiced. Saddle up, boys!

  8. BigBangHunter says:

    “Global warming gets nearly twice as much taxpayer money as border security”. Yeah, but the Progtardians make up for it by lying about the number of illegals in the US by a factor of at least 2, so it all, you know, evens out and shit.

    ….In other news:…. The next thing we’re going to hear is that the OCare web site is only hypothetical……or in other words “Proving that no lie is too small for this administration.”

  9. BigBangHunter says:

    – More than one viable source has pointed out the “Death spiral” potential in O’care if they lose the youth, and theres not a shred of evidence the “reponsibility avoidence to the death” generations are going to even think about signing up for this crap they don’t want or need, even to kiss Bumblefucks half-black Marxist ass.

  10. BigBangHunter says:

    – Did you know that 30 hours a week is the new “full time” job. Gee, and here everyone was worried about so many employers being forced to cut back workers hours. the simple answer was Bumblefuck waves his hand and viola! Silly people.

  11. BigBangHunter says:

    – The sooner this bullshit top to bottom regime and bullshit Progressive movement collapses the sooner we have a chance at restoring sanity.

  12. BigBangHunter says:

    – Some of the Bunblefuck crazies got the wrong rally/protest memo. Theres going to be some shit sandwitches back at the politiboro.

  13. leigh says:

    Juan Williams says he wouldn’t call those lies “lies”.

  14. BigBangHunter says:

    – Yeah blacks in general seem to have problems with certain words like “rape” and “lies”.

    – Meanwhile Hildebeast is already deep sixing any potential competition. The Vast Left wing conspiracy in writing.

    – I’ll bet, like WMD’s, the idea that this might be sexist in the least will be invisable to Progressives. Just a hunch.

  15. BigBangHunter says:

    ….Sources: White House told insurance execs to keep quiet on Obamacare….

    – And in that piece we get the latest Carney/WH spin…..”Oh hes been anti-Obamacare from the beggining so you can’t put any credence in what hes saying.”

    – They are starting the “facts on the ground don’t matter” campaign now, discrediting/attacking critics instead of dealing with any issues. The usual Bumblefuck dodge, and so far the press is letting them get away with it.

  16. leigh says:

    It’s the critics and the insurance companies who are causing the problems! Evil critics and insurance companies who twirl their mustaches while they tie Nell to the train tracks. Just like Snidely Whiplash.

  17. newrouter says:

    In all, 41 percent of respondents say they have a less favorable opinion of the president since the 16 day government shutdown, compared to 21 percent who say they have a more favorable view since the shutdown.

    Poll: Obama approval at all-time low

  18. SBP says:

    ‘Juan Williams says he wouldn’t call those lies “lies”.’

    I wouldn’t call Juan Williams a ‘reporter’, either.

  19. sdferr says:

    Ol’ neighbor Juan has become an increasingly desperate cheerleader for an absurdity, but he’s still gettin’ paid, so there’s that.

  20. leigh says:

    I take comfort in the fact that his kids are republicans.

  21. BigBangHunter says:

    – Yeah Leigh, like Chrissy Mathews wife. Dinners around his place must be interesting. But she probably holds it down because she loves the perks.

  22. BigBangHunter says:

    – New poll: “Who’s Obama?”

  23. BigBangHunter says:

    Link.

  24. happyfeet says:

    “Global warming gets nearly twice as much taxpayer money as border security”

    this is exactly precisely how one-time presidential candidate Meghan’s coward daddy thinks things should be

    #theydidsomethingtohisbrain

  25. BigBangHunter says:

    I-i-i would sit and suck the bottle,
    and make up lies I outta,
    to keep the O’ refrain……
    Nobody could see through it,
    nonsense even as I brew it,
    I-i-i-ffff I only had a brain….

  26. McGehee says:

    I’m always a denier
    That he’s a fucking liar
    Good feeling’s what I gain
    No matter what you’re doing
    It’s your plans he will be screwing
    And you’d better not complain!

  27. palaeomerus says:

    Stockholm Syndrome ain’t just a river in Egypt…

  28. currently says:

    What a crock of crap.

    One cent spent on ‘Global Warming’ is one cent wasted.

    The audacity of specks in this universe is mind boggling.

  29. palaeomerus says:

    It’s rent seeking. An activity tax with a premise that disguises it just fills pockets of already rich men who would set up turnpikes and tarrifs to get richer still. ”

    If you wanna do sumpin’ he-ah, ‘den you godda do sumpin’ fah me foist. You gotta kick look at the value of what you wanna do and kick sum of dat back up. Nome sane? “

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