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TNR Senior Editor Julia Ioffe yearns for Obama’s big stick or something … [Darleen Click]

Her naughty bits feel a tingle at the thought of Obama’s tanks blowing up heretic members of Congress .

What is a president in a presidential constitutional republic to do when faced with an intransigent, bull-headed faction among his people’s representatives?

Well, Boris Yeltsin, Russia’s first democratically elected president, was once faced with a similar situation exactly 20 years ago, in October 1993. The parliament, then called the Supreme Soviet, was increasingly against Yeltsin’s neoliberal economic reforms (suggested to him by young Western advisors like Jeffrey Sachs). On one hand, these reforms freed up the old Soviet command economy. On the other, they drove the country into chaos and violence, and left tens of millions impoverished, their savings nullified by skyrocketing inflation. The parliament, dominated by old Soviet conservatives (sic), was increasingly against these reforms and refused to confirm Yeltsin’s key economic advisor. Yeltsin held a national referendum, a sort of national vote of confidence, which he won, and used it as a justification for what he did next.

Almost exactly 20 years ago, he dissolved parliament. The vice president and the speaker of the parliament dissolved Yeltsin’s presidency, and holed up with their supporters in the parliament’s headquarters, now known as “the White House.”

Then Yeltsin did this to it.

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That’s the level of Leftist discourse these days … hardline Soviet communists are “conservatives” who “liberal” Yeltsin had the good sense (after horrible, nasty, political dissent justifiably exasperated him out of his noted calm) to explode his opposition to bits in their own legislative building.

Remember, this scribbling of fascist-Obama porn is not by some anonymous crazy, like the typical kosskiddie, but from a senior editor at a mainstream, albeit leftwing, publication.

22 Replies to “TNR Senior Editor Julia Ioffe yearns for Obama’s big stick or something … [Darleen Click]”

  1. happyfeet says:

    so if I’m understanding this metaphor and you were to extrapolate these strategies here to failmerica the smoky part would be where John Boehner and his cheesedick congresswhore friends would be sitting around trying to figure out how to use the shutdown to cram through some yummy amnesties?

  2. eCurmudgeon says:

    Almost exactly 20 years ago, he dissolved parliament.

    I dunno. Every time I hear of the Russian parliament being dissolved, I keep getting the feeling that there’s a big vat of acid somehow involved.

    Or maybe that’s just Putin…

  3. sdferr says:

    Hearing of vats and dissolution, I’m invariably reminded of Boffer Bings, and his “. . . remorse for a heedless act entailing so dismal a commercial disaster.”

  4. newrouter says:

    Almost exactly 20 years ago, he dissolved parliament. The vice president and the speaker of the parliament dissolved Yeltsin’s presidency, and holed up with their supporters in the parliament’s headquarters, now known as “the White House.”

    Then Yeltsin did this to it.

    baracky’s goons killed a single mom in dc today

  5. newrouter says:

    she be black too

  6. newrouter says:

    where be the trayvon crowd?

  7. Ernst Schreiber says:

    We’re not a presidential constitutional republic, whatever the hell that means. Co-equal branches of government you stupid, ugly, skanky cunt.

  8. newrouter says:

    @ havel potp page 158

    In this kind of idealization, real socialism employs the familiar
    tried and true method of socialist realism, according to which only
    the typical is real, and only what corresponds to the given ideal is
    typical, that is, whatever has the potential to grow towards the ideal.
    There is, for example, the ideal of socialist man. In our harsh reality,
    anyone who does not correspond to that ideal is atypical. Anyone
    who is atypical, and yet exists, is an ‘evil’ reality and has no place in
    real socialism. Anyone who is not a socialist man, therefore, can
    only be a residuum of the past, an agent of imperialism, a dissident.
    In any case, he or she is a foreign element. Because this foreign
    element is by definition outside real socialism, however, there are
    only proper socialist people in real socialism. What does it matter
    that we have to invent them and that the overwhelming majority of
    the nation is still foreign to real socialism? The essential thing is that
    the socialist man is typical of real socialism. Another of our ideals is
    that of free and creative work as one of the vital needs of socialist
    man. What does it matter that we guarantee this free work by
    making work compulsory, that its creative aspect, as far as most
    of the nation is concerned, is manifested in seeking ways to shirk
    it, that this foremost vital need is not pleasurable, but a necessary
    evil to earn a livelihood? The only typical and real work is socialist
    work.
    And so a real socialist man necessarily becomes a schizophrenic.
    As a practical politician he fights against the total pervasiveness of
    indifference, bribery, passivity, absenteeism, theft on the job and
    lack of principles, but as an ideologist he oozes enthusiasm over the
    typical aspects of socialist work, socialist commitment, socialist
    unselfishness and socialist integrity. As an ideologist, he is a socialist
    man, but as a practical politician he is given special treatment in the
    government hospital, and he does his shopping in special shops,
    lives in a special residential district and has his children chauffeured
    to school in official limousines.

  9. BigBangHunter says:

    – We already knew what they are, the only question is how long before they stand in peril of a hanging offense.

  10. geoffb says:

    there’s a big vat of acid

    Considering the “parliament” involved the chemical more likely is “The Dip.”

  11. happyfeet says:

    Paul Ryan in particular he wants some amnesties

    Wisconsin people shouldn’t get to have an opinion about the southern border I don’t think

    it’s not like Texans get all obsessey to where they’re like hey you know what milwaukee needs more Canadians! Now! Toot sweet as Mr. buttons would say.

    No Texans aren’t like that.

    Show me one Texan what’s like that. You can’t. Don’t even bother trying.

    Resolved: Wisconsin people are out of fucking control with their big drippy cheesedicks for hordes of illegal Mexicans.

  12. Pablo says:

    I wonder how often Ms. Ioffe dreams of civil war. Just this once, or does she do this a lot?

  13. However often it is, Pablo, you can bet that, never in her most fevered civil war dreams does it happen that the guns get turned against her and her ilk once they’ve outlived their usefulness.

  14. Squid says:

    Personally, I think Ioffe is on to a good idea here. We should encourage our Jugears-In-Chief to issue orders to shell the Capitol. If we’re gonna bring this mutha down anyway, it’s better that the first shots take out a bunch of the Congresscritters, aides, and lobbyists at the heart of the problem, rather than real people.

  15. I Callahan says:

    They’re really giving her the high hard one in the comments over there. I’m glad to see some TNR readers still have some scruples.

  16. Squid says:

    Going back to current events for a moment: why can’t we get a single newspaper editor to print an accurate headline about the DC “shooter” (who never had a gun at all)? I woke up this morning expecting to see something like “GOVERNMENT THUGS MURDER YOUNG WOMAN IN CAPITAL”. With a subhed like “UNARMED, MENTALLY ILL WOMAN EXECUTED IN BROAD DAYLIGHT; CHILD ABDUCTED BY STATE AGENTS; WITNESSES LOOK ON IN HORROR”.

    But I suppose that’s too much to ask.

  17. palaeomerus says:

    If I remember correctly Yeltsin had to worry pretty seriously about who the military would back and the military had to worry about the angry kids in the street who they’d have to fight if Yeltsin were the one they turned against.

    Also Obama is not for a lighter touch less in command government as Yetlsin was.

    So the point is, Julia Ioffe is a clueless dumb shit.

  18. StrangernFiction says:

    Dear Leader shell the Capitol Building? If only.

  19. […] TNR Senior Editor Julia Ioffe yearns for Obama’s big stick or something [Darleen Click] […]

  20. Squid says:

    Or how about a headline that reads “DRAMATIC ROLLOUT OF OBAMACARE MENTAL HEALTH SERVICES”?

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