musings from a flooded Crackerado
Clearly, God wasn’t happy that the naive and presumptuous Visigoths used their mob siege powers to overtake and depose two sitting Democratic Senators, including the Senate President, for failing to represent them and for running their initial campaigns under false pretenses.
And by “God,” I of course me global climate change and all its accoutrements: rain, wind, flash floods, hurricanes, heat waves, droughts, microbursts, heavy snowfall, very low temperatures, tsunamis, unusually mild weather, greenhouse gas canopies that overload us with oxygen, hail storms, lightning storms, wild fires, dam bursts, melting ice caps, significant global cooling, animal attacks caused by urban sprawl and a lack of food for natural predators, etc.
– Although one has to wonder why Boulder — a city enclosed in a bubble of Hippie liberalism and progressive activism — was among the cities hardest hit.
But I suppose ours is not to question His ways. The Lord — and by that I of course means global climate change — works in mysterious ways. Or else by gravity, with mountain runoff flooding whatever happens to be convenient. Either way.