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This is what a faculty lounge presidency looks like

Perception is reality. So if we just control perception, reality disappears — or rather, adheres to the perception we impose on it.  We are the ones we’ve been waiting for, and through our iconography and manufacturing of consent we shall lead ye.

Leftists have always believed this.  Without somehow recognizing the enormous folly and gargantuan arrogance and narcissism involved in even countenancing such a dangerous bit of hubris.

The Hill:

A U.S. official briefed on the military options being considered by President Obama told the Los Angeles Times that the White House is seeking a strike on Syria “just muscular enough not to get mocked.”

“They are looking at what is just enough to mean something, just enough to be more than symbolic,” the official told the paper, giving credence to similar reports describing a limited military strike in the aftermath of last week’s alleged chemical weapons attack.

NBC News reported earlier this week that the administration would launch three days of missile strikes, while CNN cited a senior administration official saying that the White House wanted to conclude any action before the president departs for the G-20 summit next week.

In other words, the Administration would like a mini-series that perhaps can serve as a pilot for a later series run should the public reception prove favorable, and should the right cast and producers show an interest in pursuing the thing.  In the meantime, though, it’s just a pleasant distraction, a bit of escapism.  But that doesn’t mean it won’t find its long-run audience down the road a bit with the right marketing campaign.

To which I’d like to add a single suggestion:  when casting for the Obama part in the series proper, try using Zombie Ronald Reagan.  I think you’ll find the ratings would improve dramatically.

(h/t JohnInColorado)

84 Replies to “This is what a faculty lounge presidency looks like”

  1. Ernst Schreiber says:

    “[J]ust muscular enough not to get mocked[,]” is just another way of saying “too little to make any difference one way or another.”

    How fast can Assad throw up a couple dozen aspirin factories?

  2. dicentra says:

    Speaking of fictional worlds, this David Thompson thread developed into an interesting Star Trek discussion.

  3. leigh says:

    We are using the island of Cypress for an airbase. Assad could strategically take out that airbase and we’re fucked. All the ships we have “menacing” Syria are destroyers and not one carrier.

    This is over before it began since the UK is going to Parliament before they commit and Israel is getting nervous about losing Tel Aviv.

  4. Squid says:

    …just enough to be more than symbolic…

    A symbolic gesture that’s more than symbolic? Little wonder the Russians are openly mocking these monkeys!

  5. JohnInFirestone says:

    Squid,

    I wasn’t thinking about this clip from Animal House when I sent the article to Jeff, but your comment immediately brought it to mind.

  6. William says:

    Remember that dentist kid, “Is this real life?”

    Let’s make that our new National Anthem.

  7. JohnInFirestone says:

    Speaking of “Is this real life?”:

    How does MLK's message of peace apply today as conservatives push for war in Syria? http://t.co/oySG6ZY9SM tweet #edshow so we can share!— Ed Schultz (@edshow) August 28, 2013

  8. JohnInFirestone says:

    More PoMo presidency, BHO won’t address the people of the US before commencing hostilities (CHICKENHAWK!) in Syria. Reason? It’s “passé”.

    Is POTUS going to address the nation directly before embarking on military action in Syria? Many of his aides think it's a passé tactic.— Glenn Thrush (@GlennThrush) August 28, 2013

  9. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    Nobody seems very interested in my theory that President Obama’s forthcoming attack is mostly about President Assad making Obama look like a jerk. The Chicago-style narcissist in Obama now must do something to restore his piece of mind before the world realizes even more so what he really is as a human being. Of course, having hoisted so many petards on his predecessor, that’s turning out to be a little bit trickier than his cabal imagines.

    I’ve pretty much come to the conclusion that his biological parents did the right thing in separating themselves from young Barack. I don’t even think that a Jesuit education could have saved him. Or, that Austrian-speaking doctor back in old Vienna of a century or so ago, Freud something or other.

  10. geoffb says:

    I think you’re right 11B40. Assad, by making a chemical attack on the first anniversary of Obama drawing his “red line” has “dissed” the O-man something terrible. Now he must respond and do so in a way that won’t invite more dissing from his critics in that most feared style known as “mocking” him.

    At the same time he must not go too far and get into a scuffle with the thug gangs of Russia and China. These calibrations will take time to make but you can be sure that the response will be one that the Press will fall to their knees and call worthy of FDR.

    Of course telling everyone that you are doing this calibration makes the whole exercise one that mocks itself.

  11. William says:

    Sounds about right to me, 11B40.

    Don’t forget that his drone games and Libya fun has dulled whatever morals he once had.

  12. McGehee says:

    Have we confirmed for certain Obama hasn’t misheard the whole thing, a la Emily Litella, and thinks he’s defending the honor of BlackBerry by waging war on Siri?

  13. geoffb says:

    Some ideas so bad that only a faculty lounge lizard president could suggest them.

  14. geoffb says:

    “Are”, arrgghh.

  15. William says:

    Heheh. Funny, McGehee.

    OT?

    I find conversations a lot more interesting with idiots these days, because I never know what level of knowledge they have about the deterioration of the country. Given both facts that it is slow and steady and the media still spends most of their time hiding it.

  16. newrouter says:

    “arrgghh”

    talk like pirate day is in couple of weeks

  17. leigh says:

    Lefties are sneaky about their war on Math. One of the reasons primary schools are so hot on reading readiness is that most teachers suck at math.

  18. dicentra says:

    I’ve pretty much come to the conclusion that his biological parents did the right thing in separating themselves from young Barack.

    It’s more likely that their abandoning him is what turned him into an narcissist in the first place. Having been ditched by three parents (and very deliberately so by his mom), he’d protect himself against feeling like the most worthless person on the planet by convincing himself that he was the most important.

    If Frank Marshall Davis (possibly his bio-dad) molested him, that would also explain a lot. That kind of extreme devaluation is fertile ground for a personality disorder, and Obama’s current behavior provides a textbook example of how narcissists behave.

  19. leigh says:

    If Presbo’s reason for going to not-war is to save face, now is the time for cooler heads to prevail and say “No!”

  20. Libby says:

    Those comments, “just muscular enough not to get mocked” and “just enough to mean something, just enough to be more than symbolic”, are just…embarrassing, really.

    It roughly translates to: Obama wants to look tough without having to, you know, be tough. Because it’s all about how Obama looks.

    Not about the Syrians.
    Not about how this will provoke Iran and Russia to get involved.
    Not about Israel.
    Not about the American lives this may jeopardize (military, embassy personnel, citizens abroad, etc.).
    About Obama
    looking muscular with his just-slightly-more-than-symbolic gesture.
    Wow.

  21. Blake says:

    leigh, someone should tell Presbo he’s long past being able to save face.

    Anyone else find the Russian tweet: “The West is like a monkey with a hand grenade” as funny as I did? May not be very diplomatic, but the truth rarely is.

  22. Libby says:

    Blake – It’s funny because it’s true. And what a dead-on analogy, huh?

  23. leigh says:

    Libby, I saw him prattling away with two broads from PBS (one looked like Gwen Ifill) about a “shot across the bow” and how this was only going to take three days. Tops. What a dumbass. Note to Presbo: do not use analogies that you don’t understand. A shot across the bow means knock it off or we destroy you. It’s not doing the dozens.

    That Russian tweet is priceless. I can’t wait to see Putin cut Presbo dead at the G20 next week.

  24. Blake says:

    leigh, are you fucking kidding me? Did Presbo really use the term “shot across the bow” in reference to lobbing a few missiles into Syria?

    That’s a diplomatic nightmare…these people are beyond stupid.

    Good God.

  25. Jeff wrote:

    Perception is reality. So if we just control perception, reality disappears — or rather, adheres to the perception we impose on it. We are the ones we’ve been waiting for, and through our iconography and manufacturing of consent we shall lead ye.

    Leftists have always believed this. Without somehow recognizing the enormous folly and gargantuan arrogance and narcissism involved in even countenancing such a dangerous bit of hubris.

    Hey…is that Nemesis I see approaching???

  26. Libby says:

    How Obama can sit there and casually talk about a shot across the bow is unbelievable. Does he not understand that our media is available from around the world, and serious people – the kind that have been killing and gassing their own citizens, or who repeatedly announce their intention to ‘wipe Israel off the map’ – laugh at his pathetic threat to send a warning shot?

  27. leigh says:

    He did, Blake. My husband who spent 3 tours in Viet Nam blanched when he said that.

  28. 11B40 says:

    Greetings: especially “dicentra says” @ August 28, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    Very much agreed. I think that that Austrian-speaking (Did I mention Austrian-speaking) might have called it “compensation”.

    Having spent a fair amount of time in the Psychology Department (because, unlike a lot of the other guys, that’s where the girls were), I’m still amazed that our vaunted media completely and probably intentionally disregarded what must be the most fractured upbringing of any President of which I’m aware (even though that may not be that many.). The last bit, when he delayed going to the beside of his dying grandmother, who helped “raise” him lest he interrupt his election campaign, revealed way too much of his character to me.

  29. Libby says:

    Oh now he doesn’t want to hold a press conference. No, that’s reserved for important matters like a Harvard professor being mistaken for a burglar and the Zimmerman verdict (h/t Ace):

    [Glen]Thrush reported on Wednesday that, based on his conversations with aides to the president, Obama will not address the American people about the mission in Syria before hostilities commence. Thrush reports that Obama’s advisors believe addressing Americans from the gravity of the Oval Office or the East Room is “passé.” Furthermore, most Americans who care about the mission in Syria will learn the logic behind it from cable news.

  30. leigh says:

    Libs are now saying that yeah, it’s cool for the prez to unilaterally declare a military action, but it would be nice if he talked to congress first. Even though he doesn’t really have to and stuff.

    God almighty. We’re doomed.

  31. leigh says:

    Heh. Someone on Twitchy called this Operation Mom Jeans.

  32. leigh says:

    Blake, here is the quote:

    PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, what’s happened has been heartbreaking, but when you start talking about chemical weapons in a country that has the largest stockpile of chemical weapons in the world, where over time, their control over chemical weapons may erode, where they’re allied to known terrorist organizations that, in the past, have targeted the United States, then there is a prospect, a possibility, in which chemical weapons that can have devastating effects could be directed at us. And we want to make sure that that does not happen.

    There is a reason why there is an international norm against chemical weapons. There’s a reason why consistently, you know, the rules of war have suggested that the use of chemical weapons violates Geneva Protocols. So they’re different, and we want to make that they are not loose in a way that ultimately, could affect our security.

    And if, in fact, we can take limited, tailored approaches, not getting drawn into a long conflict, not a repetition of, you know, Iraq, which I know a lot of people are worried about – but if we are saying in a clear and decisive but very limited way, we send a shot across the bow saying, stop doing this, that can have a positive impact on our national security over the long term, and may have a positive impact on our national security over the long term and may have a positive impact in the sense that chemical weapons are not used again on innocent civilians.

  33. Libby says:

    So he just telegraphed his intentions to not do anything more than a ‘limited, tailored approach’.
    That’s some serious Jedi mind-fu. Or idiocy.

  34. William says:

    He’s so used to his base not watching the news…

  35. leigh says:

    Has any of his crack staff clued him in that he is putting himself (and us) on the side of Al-Queda?

  36. newrouter says:

    “Has any of his crack staff clued him in that he is putting himself (and us) on the side of Al-Queda?”

    Dennis Kucinich: Syria Strike Would Make U.S. ‘Al Qaeda’s Air Force,

  37. cranky-d says:

    The fact that the left fails to protest any war or military action when a Demoncrat is in the WH tells me all I need to know about their convictions, or lack thereof.

  38. leigh says:

    No lie cranky. Where’s Code Pink?

  39. Libby says:

    That would be the same Code Pink that works with Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood?

  40. Merovign says:

    One of the (900) memes at AOS was “Operation Fredo” (Corleone).

  41. McGehee says:

    Has any of his crack-addled staff…

    FTFY.

  42. Blake says:

    McGehee, that made me laugh.

    Leigh, I’m almost speechless. That statement is beyond special needs stupid. Wow, did Jarrett was actually dumb enough to allow Obama to talk without a teleprompter.

    The Russians, Chinese and Iranians are going to make hay with that idiocy.

    Obama: Hey, Assad, we’re going to wipe Syria off the map if you don’t stop. And to prove we’re serious, we’re going to lob a few missiles to show you we really mean business.

    Putin: Hey, Obonehead, you just threated to destroy Syria. We might just have something to say about that.

    Chinese: Count us in!

    There is no walking back that idiocy. It cannot be done. Wow. Just wow. Love me that smart diplomacy, yes I do.

  43. leigh says:

    Heh.

    Blake, it’s even worse when you listen to it. At least the transcript removes all the uuhhhs and and and ands.

  44. leigh says:

    That would be the same Code Pink that works with Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood?

    Really? I didn’t know that Libby.

  45. leigh says:

    Thanks, nr.

  46. Ernst Schreiber says:

    If Presbo’s reason for going to not-war is to save face, now is the time for cooler heads to prevail and say “No!”

    Who’s going to stop him? Congress?

    hah!

    The Cabinet?

    ha hah!

  47. Ernst Schreiber says:

    are you fucking kidding me? Did Presbo really use the term “shot across the bow” in reference to lobbing a few missiles into Syria?
    That’s a diplomatic nightmare…these people are beyond stupid.
    Good God.

    That’s because an Iranian agent of influence and a red diaper baby are the most trusted and influential advisors to the President of the United States.

    #Manchurian Candidate

  48. Blake says:

    Ernst, I’m to the point I cannot tell if Obama went “off the reservation” or the answer was scripted.

    Either way, it’s an appalling and irresponsible statement.

    Let’s see, the last I saw, almost all of our carriers are neatly lined up in Norfolk. One nuke, and the ability of the US to project power is over.

    Yeah, I’m thinking Pearl Harbor does Norfolk.

    Of course, something like that will never happen again, because this times, things are different.

  49. Ernst Schreiber says:

    “Off the rez” by an America (as it is) hating President or scripted by a couple of American hating agent provacateurs, what’s the difference?

    And how do you even tell?

  50. geoffb says:

    “The Queen called and said she’d appreciate it if I could find an appropriate way to express her gratitude for all the fine speeches and Winston’s bust and I thought this is just the thing

  51. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Is POTUS going to address the nation directly before embarking on military action in Syria? Many of his aides think it’s a passé tactic [emph. mine].— Glenn Thrush

    That right there might just be the saddest part of this whole sorry spectacle. What the American Right considers a necessary act of public leadership, the American Left considers a “tactic” for agitating the rubes.

    Expecting the People to go along with whatever it is you happen to decide, because you’re the one who decided it, and thus no explaination need be forthcoming; that’s imperial hubris.

    Somebody be sure to tell Michael Scheuer and Chalmers Johnson.

    Preferably up the side of the head.

  52. Ernst Schreiber says:

    I love that “NO to American war on Syrian People” poster the painted protest girl is holding in the second photo on the Telegraph piece Geoff linked.

    Because Syrian Regime warring on the Syrian People is plenty, right?

    Jesus. Every time I start to worry I drink too much, I discover I’m not drinking enough.

    Pass the Victory Gin, will ya?

  53. geoffb says:

    If she dressed like that back home with the rebels she’d learn war up close and personal.

  54. Ernst Schreiber says:

    Who says she’s Syrian and not just a dumb-ass privileged Brit who’s never been exposed to life in whatever the hell it is that they call their “projects” in England?

  55. geoffb says:

    True, sorta like another “dumb-ass privileged” git.

  56. Ernst Schreiber says:

    That was about embarrassing the cowboy warmonger, so it doesn’t count.

    And you’re a sexist, misogynistic a-hole to even remember that!

  57. geoffb says:

    You are too kind.

  58. Merovign says:

    I don’t know if the anti-war movement was ever actually “anti-war” rather than “pro far-left agenda,” but it sure isn’t now.

  59. All I can do is look out for me & my own now.
    Ø-Merica has made its bed. Now it has to lie in it….

  60. Pablo says:

    The fact that the left fails to protest any war or military action when a Demoncrat is in the WH tells me all I need to know about their convictions, or lack thereof.

    Oh, that’s it! Blame the victim, why don’t you? Hater.

    Global warming has apparently wiped out the Puff-Chested North American War Protester.

  61. Darleen says:

    omeone on Twitchy called this Operation Mom Jeans

    So it’s no longer War for Oooooiiilll!!! It’s war as a vanity project?

  62. cranky-d says:

    Everything this president does is a vanity project.

  63. Blake says:

    cranky, that was worth another laugh. I needed that.

  64. geoffb says:

    How things work out when an entire country is run as a vanity project by 3 generations of the vain, insane & lefty favs.

  65. geoffb says:

    Syria is just foreigners, he doesn’t really care one way or the other as long as they don’t diss him publicly. On the domestic side, that is where he finds real enemies and is serious. BTW, this part:

    proposing to close a little-known loophole that lets felons and others circumvent background checks by registering guns to corporations.

    Is bullshit. This is just to hassle those who have Class III registered weapons more than they already are. Hollywood will need an exemption from this so I’d bet that is in it somewhere.

  66. RI Red says:

    Anyone see any Arch-Dukes wandering around?

  67. geoffb says:

    Benghazi and Syria, together still.

  68. Squid says:

    1. If officials are going to the LA Times with such damaging quotes, I think we can assume that the Obamistration’s internal controls are falling apart almost as quickly as its foreign policy.

    2. The Tea Party need to start fucking around with Obama enough to get him to declare a Bright Red Line against us. Just for the opportunity to give him the finger. Why should the foreigners get all the fun?

  69. geoffb says:

    OT: Detroit, don’t die there, you can’t eat there, but you can get yourself a educated gold-digger easily.

  70. geoffb says:

    The back down begins. Searching for a way to save face, vanity being the most important thing.

  71. cranky-d says:

    Well, I didn’t want us to be Al Qeida’s (or however you spell it) air force, so I’d just as soon we didn’t attack Syria.

  72. Libby says:

    He should be less concerned about mocking than how this will *embolden* our enemies. What’s sillier & weaker than a monkey with a grenade?

  73. sdferr says:

    What’s sillier & weaker than a monkey with a grenade?

    A monkey without a grape?

    Oh, wait.

  74. Blake says:

    You just know Putin is pointing and laughing at our President and, by extension, Americans.

    Way to go, Presbo! You crawled out onto a limb and promptly sawed it off behind you.

  75. leigh says:

    Putin just called for an emergency meeting of the UN Security Council. Situation: FUBAR.

  76. Blake says:

    Putin already has China and Iran lined up and is going to tell the US Ambassador and the President what’s what.

  77. leigh says:

    Yup. Iran is vowing retaliation on Israel if we strike Syria.

  78. Blake says:

    The idiots in the White House have a foreign policy that resembles a checker player with ADD.

  79. JohnInFirestone says:

    leigh,

    Bibi sounds ready:

    Israel is ready for any scenario. We are not part of Syrian civil war but if we identify attempt to harm us, we will respond in strength— Benjamin Netanyahu (@netanyahu) August 27, 2013

  80. leigh says:

    Oh, I have no doubt they are, John. They aren’t about to let Tel Aviv go up in flames. Those Arabs need a reminder of the humiliation they got handed in the Six Days War.

  81. palaeomerus says:

    Maybe we should strike Tehran in retaliation for the use of chemical weapons in Syria.

  82. Blake says:

    Hmm, isn’t there a Bible prophecy concerning Russia and Iran (the northern kingdom and Persia, If memory serves) aligning to wipe out Israel and getting absolutely routed?

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