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“McCain: I Don’t Know How Many Passports We Let You Forge”

And really, what does it matter?  Such gotcha questions are but distractions from the real message, which is that John McCain is a friend to the noble immigrant, who history shows us has built our country and made it great, doing things lazy, fat-assed Anglos simply will not.  Like, for instance, install hydraulics and eight subwoofers into El Caminos, or form truly epic cockfighting rings.

So the real question is, why do you Hobbits hate the hard-working brown people yearning to be free — mostly of their own dysfunctional third-world shitholes, sure, though they seem to want to import most of the patronage system they fled here, in a grand irony — who the citizens of the state I represent keep passing laws to disburden themselves from having to subsidize?

Or, better put, why do you wacko birds hate the best among us — those who wash Lady McCains’ dishes, cleanse the royal undergarments, and tend to the McCain Estates’ various gardens and arboreal and roofing needs?

And for what?  From what dark recesses of your white privileged souls does such hatred seep and fester?  Just because these god-fearing angels are not here legally, are demanding the right to stay and bring with them extended families, and then will use an already overburdened welfare system to claim entitlements, some of which they’ll then ship back to the hellholes they come from, before becoming a permanent voting block for the Dems?

Harrumph.  Racists.

This is why the GOP loses elections.

Well, that, and they put me up on top of the ticket.  Whoops!

 

14 Replies to ““McCain: I Don’t Know How Many Passports We Let You Forge””

  1. George Orwell says:

    OT but:
    (CNN) – President Barack Obama said Friday that “Trayvon Martin could have been me 35 years ago” in his first live comments since the verdict last weekend in the case of Martin’s shooting death last year.

    Americans, Obama said, are aware of the “history of racial disparity in our criminal laws” in the country.

    He added that a perception of the Trayvon Martin killing exists in the African-American community that “if a white male teen was involved in the same scenario, top to bottom, both the outcome and the aftermath might have been different.”

    Jeff called out this fascist race-baiter years ago. He predicted that electing B. Hussein Obama would set back race relations at least a generation, and the tyrant has done precisely that.

  2. sdferr says:

    It is one again pleasing to see Obazm identifying himself forthrightly with a common criminal thug. Pleasing because truthtelling isn’t his ordinary form of expression.

  3. Squid says:

    1. I propose total amnesty for all current illegal immigrants, provided they agree to live and work in Detroit.

    2. I’ve seen Obama throw a ball, ride a bike, and try to bowl. I can guaran-fuckin-tee you that if he’d jumped a Neighborhood Watch guy 35 years ago, the dude would have been so busy laughing his ass off that he wouldn’t have been able to draw a weapon.

  4. dicentra says:

    Americans, Obama said, are aware of the “history of racial disparity in our criminal laws” in the country…

    …and they’ll be damned if they let it die, because Jim Crow.

  5. bgbear says:

    hey squid, I thought the same thing and made a similar comment in another post.

    I think Jeff is on to something. We just hate “illegals” because we can’t afford to hire any. Makes perfect sense now.

  6. doing things lazy, fat-assed Anglos simply will not. Like, for instance, … form truly epic cockfighting rings.

    Hey now, my father-in-law’s home county way up in the billy hills of eastern Tennessee has such a history of cockfighting rings that the sport built their high school, and in recognition the boys’ sports teams are The Fighting Cocks.

    I have no information on what the girls’ teams are called.

  7. bgbear says:

    The Hen Peckers?

  8. If that’s not it, it should be.

  9. cranky-d says:

    Trayvon would have kicked Obama’s ass up and down the street when Obama was 17.

  10. 11B40 says:

    Greetings:

    Do people even forge them anymore. Can’t they just get a second, third, or fourth citizenship ???

  11. palaeomerus says:

    Or he would have been nice to barry to score some of that blow and pot rich kids sometimes hand out when they are sad and lonely.

  12. palaeomerus says:

    “I have no information on what the girls’ teams are called.”

    Well there were the Lady Bulldogs, and in Austin, the Lady Stags (yes really! Concordia Lutheran wasn’t always the Tornados and the college wasn’t always a university.) in the early ’90’s.

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